Joel Gertner: Hello everyone and welcome to the first EVW Friday Night Breakdown. I'm here with former EHW World Champion, SyL0...
::The lights go out. "Suffer" by StainD hits. Red and black lights flash and spin. Red smoke engulfs the ring. Two red fireballs shoot from the stage over the ring. When they explode the smoke clears and ChAoS is standing in the middle of the ring. He goes to the ropes. He stands on them with one foot on the bottom rope and one on the middle rope. While he is showboating, Danny Diamond’s music hits and he slowly makes his way to the ring. ChAoS backs up and stares and backs up as Diamond slowly gets into the ring. The bell sounds.
Gertner: This looks like it’s going to be one hell of a match. Two tables on top of each other, standing just behind ChAoS as he looks at his opponent Diamond.
::The stand off continues for a few more seconds until both men charge at each other. ChAoS slides under Diamond’s clothesline, jumps up, and gores the hell out of Diamond. ChAoS jumps up and starts flexing for the fans, screaming, “I AM THE BEST!” Diamond slowly gets up, and waits for ChAoS to turn around. Once he does, Diamond grabs him and slams him in a MASSIVE Samoan drop. ChAoS writhes on the ground, holding his back, as Diamond rolls out of the ring and lifts up the apron. He starts grabbing trash cans, chairs, and bats and throwing them into the ring. ChAoS realizes this, and grabs a bat, but conceals it and stays on the ground. Diamond rolls back in the ring and picks up a trash can. He walks over to ChAoS’ head, and holds the trash can up. He swings down with all his force, but ChAoS rolls over and swings the bat, causing both the bat and the trash can to smash Diamond in the face. Diamond falls over lifelessly as ChAoS gets on one knee and breathes heavily. Suddenly, a man drops from the ceiling, dressed in all black, including a ski mask. ChAoS, impervious to everything around him, is too stupid to notice. The man grabs a trashcan and levels Diamond, who is still lying on the ground. He stops, looks towards the ceiling, and nods. The man picks Diamond up in a power bomb. He walks over to the tables, power bombs Diamond through the tables. He laughs, then runs out of the ring and to the back like a bat out of hell. The bell sounds as EMT’s rush out to the assistance of Diamond. ChAoS just sits there dumfounded, attempting to figure out what happened.::
Gertner: SYL0! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW!
::"Droppin’ Plates" by Disturbed plays and a gothic looking man walks down to the ring. He sits in a corner, awaiting Rock. Rock’s music plays 3 times, but no one comes out. Finally, an announcer comes out.::
Announcer: Due to The Rock quitting, the winner by count out…The Sickness!
SyL0: What bull shit. What’s the next match? It better be good, or someone’s going to get hurt.
::The lights dim and the EVWtron turns on to show Felo and Blitz in a graveyard, standing near an empty grave with a pile up dirt next to it. A thick fog looms in the air, giving the picture an ominous look. The two stand eye to eye, staring deep into each other. Suddenly, another man dressed in all black appears out of no where and attacks Felo. Felo is knocked unconscious by the attack, as the attacker and Blitz now just stare at each other. The attacker starts to walk away, but Blitz nails him in the back of his head. Blitz begins beating the life out of the attacker. He stops for a moment, looking at the lifeless body, which is twitching every now and then. Blitz picks up the attacker, and hits him with a HUGE graveyard blitz. Blitz just laughs, as Felo runs up behind him. Blitz continues laughing, and ducks, sending Felo flying over him. Felo lands on his neck, and Blitz wastes no time in picking him up and hitting him with a huge Graveyard Blitz, too. Blitz stands and looks at both the lifeless bodies at his feet, and just laughs. He then proceeds to kick the bodies into the empty grave, and fill the hole. Blitz laughs some more and calmly walks away.::
SyL0: What the hell? Can’t we have a DECENT match tonight? What’s the next match?
::The lights flicker and dim as "Give up, Give in, Lie down" by DKL plays over the loudspeaker. A dark, pale skinned figure makes his way to the ring. Long dark hair hangs down his face, as the crowd onlooks in almost horror. He turns to reveal a scar running down the left side of his face. His wrists are ridden with cuts and scars, and his throat has ropes mark running across. The dark man known as Freek steps into the ring. FreeK sits down in a corner, as another man, dressed in a full length black trench coat repels from the ceiling. He comes down and releases the chord, and takes off the trench coat, throwing it aside. FreeK stands up and goes toe to toe with Neo. Finally, Neo takes a swing at FreeK. He hits him right in the jaw. FreeK trusn his head back, and wipes a drop of blood from his lip, then does the same to Neo reels, but stands back up. Neo, enraged from the hit, runs and spears FreeK, and starts wildly punching his face. FreeK rolls over and starts beating the hell out of Neo. He stands up and backs away as Neo does the same. The both roll out of the ring, and lift up the apron, looking for weapons. They each throw in a few trash cans, lids, bats, and chairs. Neo rolls back into the ring as FreeK grabs a table and sets it up outside. FreeK rolls into the ring, only to be met by a trashcan to the face, courtesy of Neo. Neo starts hitting FreeK wildly, who is bouncing off the mat from the force of Neo’s hits. Neo finally stops to take a breather, and FreeK rolls under the ropes and under the ring. Neo looks around, confused. He jumps over the ropes and walks around the ring, trying to find FreeK. Suddenly, a hand reaches out from under the ring a grabs Neo’s foot, making him fall flat on his face. FreeK dives out and starts attacking Neo with everything he has. He reaches into the ring and grabs a chair, and uses it to beat Neo without mercy, until Neo’s face is completely covered in blood, and a small pool has formed in the mats. FreeK rolls back into the ring, giving Neo a chance to get a breather. Without warning, ChAoS jumps out of the crowd and attacks SyL0, screaming, “THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME, BITCH!” He beats on SyL0 until FreeK realizes it. FreeK throws the ref out of the ring and jumps out after ChAoS. He grabs ChAoS, kicks him in his stomach, and delivers a massive Skyscraper. He then looks at SyL0, and picks ChAoS up over his head, and gives him the Toxic FreeK Show. FreeK starts kicking him, saying, “This is what you get when you mess with SyL0…BITCH!” FreeK helps SyL0 up, who takes over beating the hell out of ChAoS. As soon as FreeK turns around, he is met with an Ostego DDT. FreeK is down and Neo pins him, but the ref is still out cold. Neo walks over to the ref and starts yelling, dragging him over to FreeK. He goes to pick FreeK up, but is hit with a low blow. FreeK gets to his feet, and pulls Neo up, then gives gives him a skyscraper. Both men lay on the ground, breathing heavily, as SyL0 turns and starts yelling at FreeK to get up and finish him off. FreeK slowly rises to his feet and drags Neo to the table. With the last bit of his strength, FreeK picks up Neo and gives him a Toxic FreeK Show through the table. Both men lay there, neo unconscious, and FreeK not far from it. FreeK rolls over, his arm falling on top of Neo. SyL0 sees this, picks up the ref and carries him to FreeK. SyL0 then lifts the refs hand three times, and counting 1..2..3! FreeK rolls over as SyL0 helps him up and raises his arm. The time keeper walks over and hands FreeK the Hardcore Title. FreeK holds it up, and then, with the assistance of SyL0, walks to the back as EMT’s rush out to the aid of Neo.::
Gertner: What the hell just happened? I’ll make sense of it later, GOOD NIGHT!
SyL0: Hey...
Gertner: Enough with the talking, lets get our first fight under way...
SyL0: Do You EVER shut up?!
SyL0: Did I ask you?
Gertner: Uh, sorry. On to our next match: The Sickness vs. The Rock!
SyL0: Hey dumbass, Rock quit. I don’t think this match is going to happen, so I wouldn’t get too excited.
Gertner: *Gulp* Um, it’s the 3-way casket match between the Mystery Man, Blitz, and Felo Morgan.
Gertner: The main event…
SyL0: Finally! I KNOW FreeK won’t let me down! Let’s go!
