Stupidest
Line Of The Night Award
This award is in no way meant to dictate overall
intelligence, only to point out momentary lapses in thought.
Yasmine
- “He’s
Our Friend!” – Spoken to the city guard as she and Sarelius were found dragging
a bound, beaten, bruised, gagged, unconscious man.
- “I
don’t like this place, it’s too clean (spits on ground).” – Followed
shortly thereafter with a fine for 5 silver pieces for the crime of
littering in the fine city of Sharam.
- “Are
They Magic Berries?” – Spoken while sifting through a giants filthy
hide bag full of rotting and squished food.
Seeker Sarelius
- Sarelius
to Chomp the Ogre – “So when the… uh… ‘day ball’ comes up in the sky
tomorrow…”
Chomp – “You mean da sun…”
Sarelius with a dazed look that
only comes from a man who just proved he is stupider than an ogre – “Um,
yes.”
Jonathan Masters
- “So... What
kind of money.. will.. loosen up the old... mouth... cords?” – Spoken with the
smoothness of someone who has no idea what they are doing to a barkeep in
search of the location of a specific noble.