Useless Information
| Job/position |
The Wizard, keybords, bass, guitars, bocals, lyrics, horns, strings, synth, mixing and pop tarts |
| Weapons/Skills/Powers |
Magic acorns, sparks fly from fingertips, grss grow by looking at it, he's a passionate man & damn good |
| Quote |
"I'm only in it for the poontang" |
| From |
Greensburg |
| Weight |
varies with season 160-235 |
| Hair |
Fluff |
| Eyes |
Brown |
| Favorite Condiment |
Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce |
| Mentor |
Elvis/Chris Kepple |
| Goal |
"To die as I have lived....A coward" |
| Dream |
3 naked girls chasing him through a cave |
| Cologne |
cheetarah |
| Boxers/Briefs |
tidy whiteys |
| Penis Size |
nice even 6------ |
| Arch enemy |
(See mentor) |
| Favorite Color |
Yellow |
| Favorite Flavor |
Grape |
| Favorite Movie |
Big Trouble in Little China |
| Greates Fear |
Pain |
| Love |
music/sex/taking a dump & smoking |
| uniform |
leather jacket/gold lame shirt-black chords- |
| Sceret Treasure |
if i told you-it wouldn't be a secret-Sherlock Holmes |
| Dance |
Watusy |
| Perfect |
Lying on satin sheets, naked, getting the underside of my scrotum licked |
| How many figures am i holding up |
none |
| Meaning of life |
Enjoy the Ride |
| Inspiration |
Pina Colata song |
| Weakness |
Blondes |
