A blonde is pulled over for speeding.
Cop: "Can I see your drivers license please?"
Blonde: "What's that?"
Cop: "It's that card with your picture on it."
Blonde: "Oh! Right here."
Cop: "Your registration."
Blonde: "What's that?"
Cop: "It's those papers saying that this is your car."
Blonde: "Oh! Here you go."
The the cop takes his dick out of his pants.
Blonde: "Oh-no! not another breathalizer test!"