A man had to go use the restroom really bad, but the line for the men's restroom was really long. So this women saw him and asked if he wanted to use the women's restroom and warned him not to push any button. He said ok.

When he finished, he saw 4 buttons. He just couldn't resist not pushing them. So he pushed ww and warm water sprayed his butt. Next he pushed wa and warm air started dryiing off his butt. Then he pushed the third one, pp, and powder started powdering his butt. Then he thought to himself why don't the men restroom have this? At last he pushed the last button, atr.

When he woke up, he was in the hospital. He asked the nurse what happened, the last thing he remembered was pushing a lot of buttons and then he ended up here. So the nurse told him, he pressed the atr button which stands for automatic tampon remover. Then she told him that his penis is under the pillow.