Yes, sadly, I am a fool, and as such I enjoy a good quote whether it be comical or meaningful. Please, turn away from me in shame.
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."
"My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends --
It gives a lovely light."
"LIFE has become richer by the love that has been lost."
"Swans have an air of being proud, stupid, and mischievous - three qualities that go well together."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
"How can I tell what I think till I see what I say?"
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."
"THE night opens the flowers in secret and allows the day to get thanks."
"All women become like their mothers, that is their tragedy; no man does, that is his."
"Truth does less good in the world than its appearances do harm."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"The man who lives free from folly is not so wise as he thinks."
"One's real life is often the life that one does not lead."
"If a man's education is finished, he is finished."
"One can acquire everything in solitude except character."
"All our final resolutions are made in a state of mind which is not going to last."
"THE woodcutter's axe begged for its handle from the tree.
The tree gave it."
"WE live in this world when we love it."
"Some men are great successes in making money,
but failures in choosing ways to spend it."
"Marriage is like any other job --
it's much easier when you like your boss."
"You live and learn, or you don't live long."
"That money talks
I won't deny.
I heard it once,
It said, 'Goodbye.'"
"THE bird thinks it is an act of kindness to give the fish a lift in the air."
"Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong."
"A vacation is what you take when
you can no longer take what you've been taking."
"Imagination is the only weapon
in the war against reality."
