Did
you know ........
It is
impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile
can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's
heart is in their head.
People say
"Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a
millisecond.
If you
sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you
can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can
pop out.
In a study
of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case
where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from
Bones).
It is
physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant
goldfish is called a twit.
Between 1937
and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the
German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. {Does that give
you a chill or what?}
More than
50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone
call.
Rats and
horses can't vomit.
Rats
multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million
descendants.
The "sixth
sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in
the English language.
Wearing
headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700
times.
If the
government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of
the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal
for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their
vehicles?
In every
episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The
cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five
percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already
married.
A duck's
quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all
photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and
photocopying their buttocks.
In the
course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects
and 10 spiders.
Most
lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine
glows under a black-light.
Like
fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of
people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
