Four Catholic moms are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, But, my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" and she replies,
"My son is a gorgeous, 6' 6, Blond, Blue eyed, male stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say.............
"Oh my God".......
