A special note/an explanation

If you are Orlando Bloom, then, well, first of all- I hope this doesn't offend you too much! It wasn't meant to! It's just the result of me being crazy, but other people being crazier in my opinion and taking this obsession thing to dangerous new heights... The whole hairstyle thing, for pete's sake.

But nothing against you- you're a great actor and (of course) good looking too, and I very much enjoyed your performance in the movie. Besides, Legolas himself is an undeniably cool character.

I'm crazy, like I said, and I'm a fantasy fan of a teenage girl with a couple days off school, Adobe Pagemill at the ready, and a free connection to the internet. What do you expect??

That said, on with the craziness...

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