"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"Dad's New Wife Robert"

"POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games"

"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"

"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking"

"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"

"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"

"What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"