(This deserved it's own section! ;) )

The X-Men Movie Drinking Game!

You're gonna need a TV, a VCR, a copy of that wholly remarkable movie X-Men, and a large supply of your favorite alcoholic or carbonated beverage, depending on whether you want to end up lying unconscious in a pool of your own vomit or bouncing off the walls as literally as is physically possible. The choice is yours. Drink when:

Wolverine doesn't wear a shirt.

Rogue has a southern accent.

Storm has an accent.

Twice if it mysteriously disappears in the middle of a scene.

Magneto appears in a funny-looking helmet.

Twice if people giggle.

Anybody wonders aloud when a plot, any plot at all, comes into the picture.

Wolverine extends his claws with a nifty "shnickt" sound.

Toad utilizes his tongue.

Twice if that crazy girl with the Darth Maul shirt in the back row cheers.

Storm's eyes turn white.

Wolvie and Cyke provide some comic relief with their bantering. (Insert Dr. Hibbert laugh here)

The good guys act like a bunch of goody-two shoes.

You find yourself thinking about what a great Professor X Captain Picard makes.

The plot has to go out of its way to explain something about that pesky 30+ years of history those pesky X-Men fans keep whining about. ;)

X-Men fans in the audience wink and nudge each other at an "inside joke." ;)

Anybody dresses in tight leather. (Once per person per scene, please.)

Sabretooth has a line.

Twice when Toad has a line.

Three times when Mystique has a line.

A certain line has the potential to be the funniest in the movie but was spoiled by a certain commercial...

Anybody asks aloud, "Why didn't they just call this The Wolverine Movie?"

Toad climbs up a wall.

Cyclops acts like a dick.

DNA, genetics, mutants, or mutations are mentioned.

Twice if it's by Professor X.

Anybody has a silly (or not-so-silly) nickname.

If you're looking to really drown your sorrows, finish your bottle when:

Anybody utilizes a mutant power.

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