6:00 AM
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
"Ugh... Shut that stupid thing off, Bobby!" Shouted St. John from across the dorm.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"Bobby!!" This time the words were followed by a brigade of pillows.
"Wha! Wha the hell?!" Bobby shouted as he sat up, along with his hair.
"Shut that stupid thing off!" Everyone in the dorm shouted.
*BEE-*
"Sorry." He got out of bed and groggily walked to the men's shower room. Why did HE have breakfast duty? It wasn't his idea to freeze Mr. Summers glasses to the flag poll on Aprils Fools' Day. He was just a victim of circumstances. And the fingerprints proved nothing! They must have forgotten the Mystique ordeal.
He turned the shower on; at least the water was warm. He stood there with his eyes closed, trying to wake up. He heard another shower turn on next to him. He opened his eyes and turned to see who it was. His gaze was met by the back of a hairy, short man. Wolverine.
"Mornin', Bub." Wolverine turned to him, revealing his entirely nude front. NOT an image Bobby wanted.
Without even turning off he water, he ran out of the shower and got dressed. He'd probably never shower again, at least if he could help it.
6:19 AM
"BOBBY! You're late!" Mr. Summers yelled as Bobby entered the kitchen.
"Sorry, Mr. Summers. I had to wake up," He shuddered at the idea of the nude Wolverine, "but I'm okay now, I think."
"Well, go get the eggs and cereal."
"Will do!" He said sarcastically as he turned heal in an army fashion and went for the items.
6:27 AM
"What took you so long?" Mr. Summers snapped as Bobby walked in with only the eggs.
"I got stuck in the freezer." He said softly, hoping that he wasn't heard.
"But the foods not IN the freezer!" There went all his hopes.
"I know, but I thought they were."
"Whatever, just go get the cereal." Mr. Summers yelled as he grabbed the eggs.
6:32 AM
Bobby walked in, covered in flour. "I couldn't find it."
"Is there a time of day when you're NOT trouble?!" Mr. Summers yelled as he saw him.
"No."
"ARG! The cereal is on the OPPOSITE side of the cabinet from the flour!!"
"I'll go get it," Bobby said as he sulked off.
6:33 AM
"Got it!" He said triumphantly as he held the many boxes of cereal.
"Great, now you gotta pour them and sort them."
"Umm... Okay, I guess." He placed the boxes on the counter. He never realized how small the kitchen actually was until today.
"Okay," Mr. Summers started, "Remy will have eggs and a piece of toast with "red" jam. Eric will have "the blue stuff." Kitty is allergic to oats, so she only eats the eggs. St. John only wants Cocoa Puffs, so just give him that. Rogue wants Oats N' Sugar, so you give her that and I'll get the rest for her. Jubilee only wants coffee, so give her the Coffee O's and I'll get the donuts. Jean can't eat this early in the morning, so don't worry about her. Logan usually has two or three bowls of Health Nuggets with about a cup of sugar in each bowl. Ororo wants Health Nuggets too, but no sugar. Professor wants Sugar Blasts, orange juice, toast with strawberry jam, toast with grape jam, toast with butter, and plain toast. I want a fruit cocktail, non achohol of course. Hank just wants twinkies. And you get whatever you want."
Bobby's head spun with all of this information, but he managed to say, "What about the rest of the students?"
"Oh, don't worry about them. They all went on a field trip and won't be back till about five o'clock tommorow."
"Uh-huh? Where to and why wasn't I informed?"
"No time for that now! Get the food ready!"
7:00 AM
The faculty and students walked into the cafeteria only to be met by a huge mess of food and the occasional blood curtailing scream from the kitchen.
"I didn't mean to! Honest! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Really! I'm sorry!"
"Shut up and help me find my glasses before the rest find the mess!"
"To late, Scott."
"Aww... CRAP!!"
*BZZAPP*
"Close your eyes, Mr. Summers!" Yelled Kitty.
"I can't! They burn! THEY BURN!!!"
"It wasn't my fault you didn't see the chili powder!" Bobby yelled in his defense.
"But I didn't ASK for any chili powder!!! I just said it was kinda chili!!"
"I said I was sorry!"
"Sorry doesn't cut it!"
"Oh my stars and garters! What happened?"
"Shut up and help me!"
"Ah can't believe you, Bobby!"
"I said it was an accident!"
"I'll get the water!"
*BZZAPP*
"CLOSE YOUR EYES!!" Everyone yelled in unison.
7:30 AM
"Mmmmm... Good breakfast." Kitty chimed cheerfully.
"Must be all that chili," Bobby said under his breath.
"Shut up! OW! There's still some in my eyes!"
*BZZAPP*
"CLOSE YOU EYES!!"
7:46 AM
Bobby started to walk out of the cafeteria, but was stopped by an angry Hank McCoy.
"Bobby, as your friend, I encourage you to help out with clean up."
"But I have to get to class!"
"I think destroying half of the room would be reason enough for you to reconsider."
"It's not MY eyes that are lethal!"
"But it's your mind that's lethal."
"Huh?"
"Just get in there and help clean up."
8:45 AM
"You are late, young Bobby." Calmly stated Ms. Monroe as Bobby walked in exactly forty-five minutes late.
"I know, I had to help clean up."
"Do you have a pass?"
"Pass?"
"A late excuse?"
"I have a million of them, which do you want?"
"The yellow piece of paper signed by the one supervising you as you did your community work."
"But Hank told me to! No one was there to watch me!"
"Well, that's your problem. Sit down and get me an excuse tomorrow."
"Sure, Ms. Monroe."
9:00 AM
"Since Mr. Summers was incapacitated this morning," Professor Xavier started, "I will be teaching your physical education class today."
"Um, Professor?"
"Yes, Mr. Drake?"
"I don't mean to point out the obvious, but-"
"I know! I'm not stupid!"
"Okay, but how're yo-"
"DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!!" The Professor barked like an army drill sergeant.
9:50 AM
"GO AND HIT THE SHOWERS!!" Said the Professor, still in his army drill sergeant voice.
The boys marched off, as what they learned today, to the showers. Each went to their locker and got undressed.
"What was wit' da Professor t'day, mon ami?" Remy asked, trying not to be obvious.
"I don't know," St. John started, " but if Bobby hadn't frozen the glasses to the flag poll..." Everyone looked at Bobby.
"Why do I suddenly feel as if I'm in a peep show?" Bobby asked.
"Because you are." Said a voice from the shower.
"Who said that?"
"Me." A, once again, nude Wolverine walked out of the shower.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everyone shouted in unison.
10:10 AM
"What's on the schedule for today, Ms. Grey?" Jubilee asked, not paying much attention to herself.
"Well, today I thought we were gonna dissect our world famous mall rat." Mrs. Grey answered.
"Uh-huh?"
"Yeah, then have it for lunch. Do you know who I'm talking about?"
"Sure, sure."
"So you don't mind?"
"Uh-uh."
"Okay, everyone. Take out your pencils and poke Jubilee."
"Okay- HEY!! OW! STOP THAT!" Jubilee yelled as Bobby took up the offer to poke her.
11:03 AM
"What' for lunch?" Kitty asked St. John.
"I don't know, Bobby's cooking again." He replied.
"Suddenly Ah've lost mah appetite." Rogue said.
"Me too!" Kitty exclaimed.
"You think we can find a fast food place real close?" St. John asked.
"Do you mind getting in trouble?" Jubilee replied.
"Oh, let us see, ma amis. Eat Bobby's food, a get who knows wha! O' get in tr'ble an live?"
"Trouble!" Everyone shouted, even the faculty.
12:00 Noon
"Umm... Professor? Mr. Summers?" Bobby looked around the mansion. "ANYBODY!?!?!" His voice just echoed off the empty walls.
1:17 PM
Bobby just sat in the class he was supposed to be in, and actually worked!!
2:11 PM
"Welp, nobody's here? I guess it's time to show of my birthday suit." Bobby said as he walked out of his room, completely naked.
"Hope you don't mind company?" Wolverine said, showing himself. Completely nude too.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I'LL NEVER MISBEHAVE AGAIN!! JUST PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!"
"I will if you do."
5:00 PM
The door opened just as Bobby was about to T. P. the mansion ... again.
"-at was a good lunch! We gotta d-"
"Hello Professor." Bobby said, devilishly.
"Oh, hello Bobby. Were you here ALL this time?"
"Oh yes! I was here! But I was good, I promise!"
"Oh, that's good." Mr. Summers said.
Bobby just smiled as the entire school, at least those not on the field trip, walked to their rooms. But the Professor stayed where he was.
"Bobby...?" He knew, it was obvious. But he didn't seem to mind.
"Yes?"
"Get the snake out of my bed before I get there, okay?"
"Sure, but can I-"
"NOW!!"
"OKAY!" He ran to the room and grabbed the live snake out of the sheets.
6:32 PM
"POKEMON!!!!!!" Jubilee shouted, clutching a video to her chest, "DRAKE!!! WHAT DID YOU DOOO!?!?!"
"I didn't do anything? Honest!"
"But ... but ... the tape is RUINED!!!"
"I can't break a tape with my bare hands!"
"LOGAN!!!"
7:48 PM
"Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath time, so much fun! Little ducky, you and me are friends to AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What, Hank?"
"WHAT did you DO!?" Hank held, what was once, a rubber ducky.
"I didn't do it! Do you REALLY think I can rip a duck in half?"
"But it's not rea- I MEAN IT IS REAL!! But you killed it! My ducky!" Hank broke down in tears, "My little, little ducky... I will never hear your magnificent squeak again! *WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA*"
8:32 PM
"IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Jubilee, Rogue, and Kitty all yelled from the girls dorm. "BOBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
"What!?" Bobby yelled as he ran into the dorm.
"Get it out of here!"
"Get what?" He asked, trying to hold back a grin.
"THAT!!" Kitty screamed as she pointed to their laundry basket. "Get it OUTTA HERE!!"
"What is it?"
"AH!!! A RAT!"
"That's not a rat, it's a mouse."
"KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Jubilee screamed, full voice.
"NO! It's Hanks mouse, Izzy! Where's Frizzy?" He asked as he picked it up.
"So it WAS you who put them in here!?"
"No, they escaped today."
"THERE IT IS! GET IT OUTTA HERE!" Rogue yelled, pointing towards the bed.
"Fine! Here Frizzy, Frizzy, Frizzy!" He peeked under the bed. "AHH!!!! IT HAS ME! IT HAS ME!"
"KILL IT!!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" He screamed as he was "pulled" under the bed by the mouse.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The girls all ran out of the room in a fury.
"He he he..." Bobby got out from under the bed petting the mice.
9:14 PM
Bobby, who's bed was closest to Mr. Summers and Ms. Greys room, was sitting on his bed when he heard shouts.
"I knew it! I knew it all along!" Mr. Summers yelled from his room.
"Knew what, honey?" Ms. Grey asked sweetly.
"This!" Slight pause before a gasp from Ms. Grey
"Why do you think it's mine?"
"Whose else would it be?"
"Yours!"
"Mine?"
"Yeah!"
"But I've seen you checking him out, and now I find a nude picture of him in an erotic position under the bed? It's not mine!"
"You've checked him out too! I've seen you! And the picture WAS under YOUR side of the bed!"
"You know, it's not a half bad picture."
"Hmm... let me see that?"
"Sure." Long pause.
"OH SCOTT! TAKE ME NOW!!!"
"Jean? JEAN!"
*THUMP*
"SCOTT!"
*THUMP*
"JEAN!"
*THUMP*
"SCOTT!"
*THUMP!*
"LOGAN- er... JEAN!"
10:53 PM
"Bobby!" A gruff voice whispered.
"Ugh, wha?"
"Where's the fifty bucks?"
"For wha, Logan?"
"For the picture!"
"What picture?"
"You know, the nude one?"
"Nude one?"
"The one you took of me-"
"YOU PERVERT!"
"What do ya-"
The lights flicked on, revealing a half dressed Mr. Summers and Ms. Grey.
"LOGAN!" Mr. Summers shouted. "What do you THINK you're doing!?"
"Nuthin', just tryin to get my pay."
"For what?" Ms. Grey asked.
"He wants me to take a nude picture of him!" Bobby shouted.
"NO! He already did an- NO WAIT! He didn't!" Logan shouted.
Scott looked as Ms. Grey "Jean, get Hank. We're gonna need to put him under."
"Under what?" Ms. Grey asked.
"In the underground prison, duh!"
"Oh..."
"BOBBY! YOU BETTER PRAY YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN', BUB! OH YOU BETTER PRAY!!!!!!!!"
11:59 PM
"Bobby?" St. John asked.
"Wha?"
"Are you ready?"
"Oh, yeah."
They both took off their clothes and got under the blankets.
12:00 AM
DAYS END! HA HA HA!! YOU DON'T GET TO SEE THE GOOD PARTS!! BWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!