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The story-S club 7 get sold in to underage prostitution. Just read it!
Satanic Club 7 are playing a concert in none other than Tekkengrrl's super
rough scally populated hometown, Liverpool! The crowd was expecting a
spitting tutorial, so they aren't reacting very well. After they leave the
stage, having had curses and chairs thrown at them, a Friendly Neighbourhood
Pimp approaches S Club.
Friendly Neighbourhood Pimp (who shall be referred to as f.n.p. from now
on)-Hello S Club 7.
S Club 7-Hello friendly neighbourhood pimp.
F.N.P.-You sure did suck out there on that stage.
Jon- Why thankyou. What is it that you want, friendly neighbourhood pimp?
F.N.P.-Why, I want to sell your bodies to twisted Thailand businessmen for
virtually no cash, of course!
Jon-Well that sounds super! Let's go and sell our bodies, my retarded
friends!
They leap on board the first flight to Thailand.
In Thailand...
F.N.P.-Okay, this is your patch. You guys will work this of a night time,
and if you see anyone else here trying to muscle in on our patch, you tell
me.
Hotbabe-(Dressed like in virtually nothing) Hello boys. Looking for a good
time?Me love you long time! Sucky sucky five dollar!
Jon-Well hello there, Hotbabe. Long time no see! Give your old pal Jon a
blow job!
Hotbabe- OH MY GOD IT'S YOU!!! And if I remember rightly, last time you
asked that I couldn't find anything to suck.Unlike Hannah here.
Hannah-Hello Hotbabe (winks)
Hotbabe-(shudder) but that doesn't mean I actually did anything with that
freakish thing, what with me being straight n' all. So what are you cross
gendered freaks doing on my patch? (Pulls out a AK-47 and aims it at them, a
suspicious look in her eyes.) You're not trying to steal my patch, are you?
Not that it would be a problem, only desperate Thailand businessmen with a
fetish for things with no discernable gender would go for you guys.
F.N.P.(Sweats) Ummmm, I....
Hannah- Oh, don't worry Hotbabe, we won't be any trouble! We can be
patchmates!
Hotbabe-I thought so! You freaks are scaring away my business.
DIE!!!!!(Bullets from the AK rip through their bodies, killing them
instantly.)
Hotbabe- Oops, my finger slipped. Silly me. Tee Hee! (She extinguishes her
cigarette on Bradley's smoking corpse and wanders off.)
DA END.
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