The Further Adventures of Hotbabe
The Further Adventures of Hotbabe

If any of you remember my last encounter with S club you will remember how awful it was. Well, just as my psychiatrist thought I was making good progress the evil bastards struck again!!!!!!!!!!! It's so bad, I don't think I can get away from them, they seem to have some sort of obsession with me!

I was my first day back to my job (I'm a prostitute) I was standing on Lime Street and there where some really cute guys with some very expensive looking watches on. They came up to me and handed me so many £100 notes I had to call my pimp to bring a car to carry them in! They were so sweet and insisted on ordering a room in the best hotel in Hawaii for us (they were going to pay for the flight and everything) I was extremley happy and just about to call my pimp to tell him to bring the car and tell him what was going on when suddenly I heard a sound, a sound which shot fear into my heart a sound which made me drop my mobile phone in horror, a sound, which sent my clients running away screaming (taking their money with them) This sound was that (well I don't know if you can call it a song) S club party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to scream but the sound got stuck in my throat. I wanted to run but didn't know where I could run to and before I knew what was happening John came up behind me wrapped his arms round my waist and pulled me close to him squeezing every breath out of my body! He squealed in a feminine squeaky voice "Oh it's you, why have you been away for so long?????????? We have all missed you especially Jo she wants to know when you can give her a blow job" (for those of you who missed my last section, I had discovered that Jo is in fact a man. But I wasn't really surprised)!

I really didn't know what to say! I just wanted him to let go of me!

"Look" I said it as politely as I could " I have to tell you I am now becoming a nun and no people who work for satan in disguise as a band may ever come near me. I'm sure you can respect that"

But it was like he didn't hear me. "Oh and you promised me and Bradley and Paul you would teach us all how to have sex with women! And guess what, Tina has offered to film us and she will send you 100's of copys so you will never forget." I couldn't help it I screamed. I struggled to get away but I couldn't (this is not because John is strong it is simply because I am the weakest thing in the world). But it was like John didn't even notice he carried on talking.

"Oh yes." He said casualy. "You know Hannah, well she couldn't get anyone to sleep with her, for some reason every time she comes near a man he runs away screaming things like 'it's hideous'. Anyway she then decides to do it with a dog!!!!!!!!!!!! As it was the only thing she could get hold of!!!"

Ok this really was too much! I knew all the plastic surgery in the world couldn't fix Hannah's face and I knew she was desperate (last time I saw her she was trying 2 do it to herself and her fingers got stuck) but I didn't need to know the details!

The police suddenly came in on a drugs bust and saw me as a hooker not a victim. Still I got away from them, for now, and in a couple of months I'll be back on the game!

Prison is not so bad. I was lucky coz the judge was an ex-client of mine so as you can imagine I'm getting let out early.

I'm kinda bored here in prison so write to me bitching about Sclub,

Hotbabe hotbabe159@hotmail.com