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You are all not going to belive what happened to me
last night. I was minding my own business (literally) standing on lime
street asking guys if they wanted a good time when the bus stops on the
other side of of the road. Who gets out of the bus but S-club 7 themselves.
I decided to ignore them and carry on with my work but they approched me. Jo
was the first and asked me how much a blow job cost then seeing my confused
face she pulled down her pants to reveal to me that she was in fact a man. I
screamed but not because of the horror of finding out Jo is in fact male but
I have seen some ugly mens parts in my time but nothing was as sick as this
veiny little thing. Taking my scream as a no she went away.
I was then
approached by the boys who asked me if they could use my flat for there own
purposes together. When I said no they said I could join in and make it a
foursome. At this point I started to consider the offer. I charge more for
millionaires. But then I was forced to change my mind when they told me that
they wouldn't be sure what to do as none of them had ever been with a woman
before.
Then when I thought I was finally rid of the evil Sclub, Hannah approached
me and I thought she looked a little strange as she had her hand down her
pants. She then asked me if I could help her pull her finger out from, well
you know. At this point I screamed, pulled out my mobile phone called me
pimp and asked him to pick me up coz I couldn't handle it anymore. Luckily he
wasn't too far away and came just as John was begging me to teach him how to
do it with a woman.
I have to go now I am seeing a psychiatrist to forget this terrible ordeal.
This is one of the many reasons S-club are evil!
This was written by my best mate Hotbabe, you can mail her at hotbabe159@hotmail.com
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