Realm of the morons

[Moron no.16-A whole page for you, Lara Watson.] Gez- According to this email, I had the "priviledge" of S Club 7's manager writing to me. I had a tough time with these deciding whether it's a genuine flamer who expects me to believe that they really are S Club's manager or someone taking the piss out of S Club 7 fans by going over the top. Maybe their sarcasm is just too subtle for me. Surely no one could be this stupid? You decide for yourselves. The email itself- YOU BASTARD you deserve a crossface from Rachel Stevens. I am Sclub 7 manager you sick Freak. you suck. You have no life and your website has just been visited by Stone cold and The Rock who are going to change this webpage into Dacruncha hate page. AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE COS LARA WATSON SAID SO Gez-Firstly, this girl might have noticed that making a "dacruncha" webpage would be a little bit stupid, as Dacruncha is just the first part of my email address, making a webpage saying "I hate Dacruncha" have relatively little impact, especially as I give out my REAL FUCKING NAME on this site. I await the day I return to this site to find "Gez sux eherofl SEH IS A DIKE!!!!!!!11 and a HORE!!11" in big red comic sans ms on the index page with baited breath. Unfortunately, it seems unlikely. Until then, I can only look at this and dream. But oh look, it gets better...

[More from the delightful Miss Watson] ...For she invaded my guestbook too! Name: lara Watson SClub 4 Life (Geezus Kryst) Comments:This is the worst ever website you suck. I would like to stunner every S Club 7 hater in the world including the people who made this site. S Club 7 Haters deserve to rot in hell and drink cat pee. S club are the best ever band there ever is there ever was and there ever will be. IIIIFFFFFFFFFFF You SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALLLLLLLLOW what the S ARE COOKIN and thats the bottom line cos LARA WATSON SAID SO Gez-From this point, it was getting hard to spot whether it was indeed an elaborate joke from a comedy genius or some person who should be in remedial class, provided she goes to school. Either way, the end result was the same, as I laughed my ass off for a very long time. And it kept on coming.

[The delightful Miss Watson again] Name: Lara Watson S Club 7 Manager (One of her many jobs, it seems) Comments: Finally Lara Watson Has come back to this shit webpage (Despite the fact she'd visited it earlier in the day) but only to kill every single dam s club 7 hater. S club 7 haters should KNOW THEIR ROLES as sewage workers (hahaha. Sorry, that was actually quite funny.)and SHUT THEIR MOUTHS. IF YOU SMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLALLLLOW WHAT S CLUB ARE COOKIN Gez-Started out as a relatively normal flame, but kind of degenerated into the depths of not quite right in the headness at the end. Ususally the ones pretending to be S Club 7's managers at least try to have a semblance of grammar/intelligence/sanity, but not this one. However, the next email shows a worrying turn for the worse.

[The delightful Miss Watson again] Name: Lara Watson the Queen Homepage: http://S Club Rules Comments: The Owner of this site can eat S Club 7's shit as a punishment for making such an awful website all of WWE Wrestlers Love and adore S club 7 and thaey will beat the shittin hell out of S Club Haters and thats the Bottom line cos S Club 7 SAID SO Gez-Now that the somewhat tenuous link between S Club 7 and WWF (yes F, Lara) wrestlers has been made, Lara decided to invite some of her celebrity buddies on over to flame me, obviously using her position of power as S Club 7 manager and Queen to pull some strings. Oh noes!

[Lara Watson pretending to be The Rock ] Name: The Rock Dwayne Jonson (At this point I'm not sure which is more laughable-the fact Miss Watson know's the Rock's middle name, or the fact that the Rock's middle name is "Dwayne".) Comments: I am gonna Lay the Smackdown on every S Club 7 hater and the owners of this shit crappy webpage. You guys SUCK big time and can kiss my candy ass I decided to politely refrain from um, The Rock/Lara's kindly offer, regardless of whether The Rock's ass is candy flavoured or not. After causing much terror by pretending to be a fictional character, Lara must have been so pleased with her efforts...that she did it again!

[Stone Cold Steve Austin.] Name: Stone Cold Steve Austin Comments: S Club 7 Are the dam best ever WHAT? did you here me WHAT? This webpage sucks WHAT? I am going to Stunner every S Club 7 hater in the world WHAT? Did you hear that WHAT? And thats the Bottom line cos Stone Cold said so Gez- 1) It's amazing how you and these fictional WWF wrestlers have the same poor capitalisation and misspell "damn" the same way, Lara. 2)Mr Austin seems to have some odd fixation with the word "what." A hearing aid may be in order. 3)Keep flaming my guestbook Lara, we all think you're fab. |Moron page 1||2||3||4|Back to the main page|