PAIDAEA 2

TOPIC: Real People Slash (emphasis: boybands)

PANELISTS: Special Lord of the Rings guest panelists!

-Frodo Baggins of the Shire
-Gandalf the Grey
-Samwise Gamgee
-Merry and Pippin and so forth
-Legolas
-Aragorn
-Boromir
-Gollum
-the Ringwraiths

PLUS:

-Iceman of The X-Men
-Scully of The X-Files
-Ray Kowalski of due South
-Rob Gordon of High Fidelty

MODERATOR:

-Hank Rearden of Atlas Shrugged

* * * [begin PAIDAEA] * * *

MODERATOR: [in a very dry voice] Our discussion topic today is “Real People Slash”. Apparently the emphasis is “boybands”. [looks up at group] Who wants to start?

ICEMAN: Real People Slash? Oh, come on! RPS is old news. Nobody gives a care either way on the subject anymore. [stands up] C’mon, everyone, let’s get out of here. I think there’s a Denny’s nearby, open twenty-four hours. Wanna go eat?

EVERYONE EXCEPT MODERATOR AND ARAGORN: Yaaaay!

MODERATOR: Wait. I don’t have my wallet on me.

ARAGORN: What’s a Denny’s?

[group stands en mass, filters out of PAIDAEA and goes to local Denny’s, where Scully ends up paying for everyone’s meal.]

THE END