Pearly Abraham

July 6, 2001

• His daddy is just one phone call away - just in case.
• Is too busy making calls to bail out his twins.
• Spends 4 hours in nap, 4 hours on stairmaster and 4 hours with gameboy.
• His secret code name is 'dumbass'.
• When asked a question, instinctively turns to Karl or Dick
• Could not learn all the world leaders' name in one-night crash course before the 'big' trip.
• Breaks out in boils under stress.
• Frequently invokes a predecessor who cannot remember his own name.
• Is too occupied with nicknaming his colleagues.
• Proudly displays his 'C' grades at college graduation ceremonies.
• His name is George W. Bush.