well, it all started with the black pants. oh yeah, and the striped shirt, too. you see, that's what jeffery wore to school everyday. jeff was made fun of for doing this, and for some reason everyone began calling him "tiger". that was probably because of the striped shirt he wore everyday. everytime he walked by someone they would scream out "black pants!" this made jeff very mad. people would even call him and scream TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER in his answering machine. one night, when it was a full moon, jeff did the unthinkable. thats right folks, he actually turned into a tiger! he went to everyone's house in the school district (that's right, EVERYONE made fun of him) and he killed all the kids with his tiger claws. the police found out but they didnt think a stray tiger could cause all the bloodshed, so they put jeff back in the zoo. this made the school district mad. if they weren't lazy and just told kids to shut up about the hell up about the tiger thing none of this would have happened. they where also mad because there where no more kids to torture. so one night they went to the zoo and they tied the tiger to a poll. they beat up him badly but the tiger managed to break through the ropes and kill the whole school board. so the tiger continues to hunt for people that once maked fun of him. will he ever complete his quest? well, since there are so many, probably not.