Panty Patrol


W: hey
Aardvark Alien: hi (:
W: um.. yea you don't know me but I'm conducting a quick survey consisting of one question
W: would you like to participate?
Aardvark Alien: depends what the question is..
W: oh I see
W: well the question is what color panties are you wearing today?
Aardvark Alien: umm actually they're black and on the butt it says ass..
Aardvark Alien: some survey.. ya riiight
W: it says ass on your ass?
Aardvark Alien: yes
W: your bullshitting me
Aardvark Alien: haha no really
Aardvark Alien: you're the one who asked
W: those are some funky panties there
Aardvark Alien: they're great
W: that's cool
W: how old are you?
Aardvark Alien: 17
Aardvark Alien: u?
Aardvark Alien: female
W: oh ya know 15
Aardvark Alien: oh. so this survey is just a way to start cybering or what?
Aardvark Alien: is that your goal?
W: depends.. if the opportunity was presented maybe
Aardvark Alien: hell no. that's pathetic
W: yea, actually my goal was sort of just to piss people off and the main reason was because I'm bored as fuck
W: are you hot?
Aardvark Alien: i have a boyfriend
Aardvark Alien: where do you live?
W: j/w are you hot?
W: I'm not trying to pick you up
Aardvark Alien: ok. well i like to think that
W: yea.. do you have a picture?
Aardvark Alien: ya.. somewhere..
W: can I see it?
Aardvark Alien: sure
W: cool..
Aardvark Alien: where do u live?
W: Indiana
W: j/w do you have a digital camera?
Aardvark Alien: nope
Aardvark Alien wants to directly connect.
Aardvark Alien is now directly connected.
Aardvark Alien: umm.. this one is from prom..
Aardvark Alien:
Aardvark Alien:
W: you're hot
Aardvark Alien: u have one?
W: no sorry
Aardvark Alien:
Aardvark Alien: oh
W: yea your hot
W: do you own a lot of thongs?
Aardvark Alien: um a few
W: do you have any revealing pictures of yourself?
Aardvark Alien: but whatever this convo is fucked up
Aardvark Alien: no
Aardvark Alien: get someone in the real world
Aardvark Alien direct connection is closed.
W: yea.. whatever

W: hey there sweet thang
BabygirlAnna16: hey
W: how hot are you?
W: yea.. are you going to talk?
BabygirlAnna16: yup
W: so are you hot?
BabygirlAnna16: yup
W: do you have a picture?
BabygirlAnna16: nopr
BabygirlAnna16: nope
W: what do you look like and what are you wearing desribe to me what color shirt you have on and things like that
BabygirlAnna16: I'm 5'5 brown hair and eyes I'm wearing a HH flece and some pants
W: that's cool what color panties are you wearing?
W: just wondering.. it's part of my survey today
W: hello?

W: I wanna talk.. tell me everything
BrightEyes572: about what>
BrightEyes572: lol
W: about you sweet thang?
W: I wanna know what color your panties are..
W: I wanna know all there is to you
BrightEyes572: um there white with blue flowers one em
BrightEyes572: kik
W: do you have a picture?
BrightEyes572: nope sorry
BrightEyes572: but i have red hair
W: really? how big boobies do you have?
BrightEyes572: c
W: are you a slut?
BrightEyes572: no
W: do you own a lot of thongs?
BrightEyes572: not alot about 5-6
W: where do you live?
BrightEyes572: tx
W: would you ever take a picture of you in a thong?
BrightEyes572: yeah
W: would you send it to me?
BrightEyes572: y wouldnt i?>
W: would you go take the picture now?
BrightEyes572: nope
W: why not?
BrightEyes572: ing
BrightEyes572: nope
BrightEyes572: imnot a perv
W: when will you send me a picture like that?
BrightEyes572: so what up
W: I want to see a picture of your sexy ass wearing a thong that's what
BrightEyes572: oh ok
BrightEyes572: well then iguess were gonna stop talking here
W: yea.. why?
BrightEyes572: b.c ou wont stop vothering me abut the picture that i wont send to you
W: you said you would
BrightEyes572: no i said i would take it but i didnt say i would send it to you
W: you said why wouldn't I?
BrightEyes572: i said why wouldnt i take the poicture not why wouldnt i send it to you
W: oh.. but really why wouldn't you send it to me
BrightEyes572: i dont know who the fuck you are
W: we could change that
BrightEyes572: so i wouldnt just send a random pick
W: oh.. I see
BrightEyes572: um ok where r you from again/
BrightEyes572: ????
W: Indiana
BrightEyes572: wellthen we couldnt fix that
W: true.. well then I guess this is goodbye you could've been the thong queen or something lol goodbye
BrightEyes572: whatevr
BrightEyes572: if you ever wanna talk then. .
BrightEyes572: just im me but dont bug me about the thong nemore
BrightEyes572 signed on at 12:07:06 AM.
W: ok well I'll talk but not tonight so goodbye for now
BrightEyes572: whatever

W: I want to know what you look like under your top layer of clothes I want to know what color your bra and panties are
Lil Hottie Bri: y
W: it's a survey like deal
W: so what color are they?
Lil Hottie Bri: my bra is purple and so are my panties
W: oh la la
W: can I see sometime?
Lil Hottie Bri: no sorry
Lil Hottie Bri: lol

W: I want to know what you look like under your top layer of clothes I want to know what color your bra and panties are
JamieGleason05: fuck off
W: I was just joking lol
W: are you pissed?
JamieGleason05: no
JamieGleason05: i was jsut joking troo
W: haha.. so really what color panties are you wearing? kylie told me
JamieGleason05: they are white w/ flowers
W: wow.. that's really a popular one tonight
JamieGleason05: lol
W: it is that's the funniest part about it
JamieGleason05: yeah

W: I want more info about you
fayme01: ask away
W: ok this may be hard to say but here goes
W: I want to know what you look like under your top layer of clothes I want to know what color your bra and panties are
fayme01: yeah, ok. how about NO
W: why not? I'm just doing a survey
fayme01: too bad. i don't do surveys
W: why not?
fayme01: b/c it's my business, not yours
W: what's wrong with someone knowing what color panties you wear?
fayme01: i just don't feel like sharing that personal info with anyone else
W: are they blue?
fayme01: why do you care!
W: red? I'm just wondering for a survey
W: green?
fayme01: why would you be taking a survey on this
W: i work for an underwear company it's market research
fayme01: not telling
W: why so stubborn? We'll send you a package of free panties if you participate
fayme01: bullshit
W: come on miss.. it's the least you can do to save us both the trouble
fayme01: sorry i'm just not going to tell you,
W: look I have one more person to go today.. I'd rather not hassle another person so please if you will
fayme01: so you're just going to continue hassling me instead, huh?
W: well it would only take a one word answer
fayme01: well, how about i'm not wearing any so you're still going to have to go ask someone else
W: You aren't wearing any? That's a huge turn on
fayme01: well, i was just kidding
W: oh.. darn I really like that in a girl
W: in fact your stinginess is kinda turning me on
W: but please just tell me so we can just go on our separate ways
fayme01: well, go find someone else b/c i'm not interested in talking about you getting turned on
W: fine.. I know that you have blue panties on anyways
fayme01: and how would you know that?
W: just a hunch
fayme01: why?
W: it's the most common color
fayme01: really? how many girls have you surveyed?
W: about 20
fayme01: and most had blue, huh.
fayme01: that's great
W: yea, so what about yourself? Was my hunch correct?
fayme01: well, you were right
fayme01: yep
W: thank you very much and goodbye then
W: hey
AnGeLiCDeViL006: hola
W: I want to know what you look like under your top layer of clothes I want to know what color your bra and panties are
W: please?
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W: I'd like to know more about you..
W: what color panties are you wearing?
AnGeLAshy4You: like what?
AnGeLAshy4You: pink
AnGeLAshy4You: and black
W: how big boobies do you have?
W: do you own lots of thongs?
AnGeLAshy4You: 38C
AnGeLAshy4You: and yes I do
W: do you have a picture?
AnGeLAshy4You: no I'm new at this sry
W: would you take a picture nude of yourself?
AnGeLAshy4You: no
W: what about in a bra and thong
AnGeLAshy4You: ? what do you mean?
AnGeLAshy4You: OH!
AnGeLAshy4You: nevermind
AnGeLAshy4You: not now
AnGeLAshy4You: sry
W: not now? Then when?
AnGeLAshy4You: just not in the mood
W: how can I get you in the mood?
AnGeLAshy4You: actually I'm off to my bed
W: will you take the picture some other time?
AnGeLAshy4You: maybe
W: can I add you to my list?
AnGeLAshy4You: sure
W: see ya sweet thang
AnGeLAshy4You: later :-)
AnGeLAshy4You signed on at 11:51:07 PM.
AnGeLAshy4You signed off at 12:00:56 AM.

W: hey
BhG GuRl: hey]
W: how are you?
BhG GuRl: good how r u
W: good
BhG GuRl: i am not in your info
W: oops.. Do you want in my info? If so you have to answer my survey question
BhG GuRl: lol
BhG GuRl: what is it
W: what color panties are you wearing right now?
BhG GuRl: white tuesday underwear
W: you have certain underwear days?
BhG GuRl: they say tuesday on them
BhG GuRl: they r nikkis hehe i spent the night with her and she gave me clothes 2 wear
W: that's rather interesting..
W: You're wearing nikki's undies? Do you know what she's done in those?
BhG GuRl: no that is ok i would rather not know
W: I don't really blame you there because there are some whackoes out there in Shelbyville
W: Oh.. I thought of another survey question..
BhG GuRl: lol true
BhG GuRl: what is it?
W: How many thongs do you own?
BhG GuRl: 1
W: how often do you wear it?
BhG GuRl: hardly never

W: hello I'm doing a survey
Nicky17200: ok
W: want to help me?
Nicky17200: i cant talk long so can you hurry up?
Nicky17200: sure
W: alright.. I just need to know what color panties you are wearing
Nicky17200: silky pink
Nicky17200: and thats really funny
Nicky17200: not
W: do you own a lot of thongs?
Nicky17200: yes
Nicky17200: no
Nicky17200: i have some
W: I see would you ever take a picture or yourself in nothing but a thong?
Nicky17200: no
W: why not?
Nicky17200: because
W: not even for me?
Nicky17200: um no
W: but you love me
Nicky17200: um no
W: how rude..
Nicky17200: w/e
Nicky17200 signed off at 12:40:19 AM.

W: hey
casterbaby03: hi
W: will you help me with a survey? It's kind of weird though
casterbaby03: uhm who are you
casterbaby03: maybe
casterbaby03: depends
W: I'm some random person.. I work at an underwear producer I'm doing some market research
W: I need to know what color of panties you have on right now and what are your favorite color of panties to wear
casterbaby03: lol....right
W: dead seriously
W: plus what's it gonna hurt?
casterbaby03: nothing
casterbaby03: but i dont know you
casterbaby03: i have navy blue
casterbaby03: and i like blue
casterbaby03: satisfied?
W: alright one more question.. do you like thongs?
casterbaby03: no...those are what you call all day wedgie givers
W: ok .. add me to your list and I'll talk to you tomorrow
casterbaby03: ok....

j: I'm conducting a survey... can you help me?
AFgirl424 (12:03:27 AM): sure can
j: well actually my friend just told me to ask this
AFgirl424 (12:03:27 AM): lol
AFgirl424 (12:03:27 AM): ok
j: he wants to know what color your panties are?
AFgirl424 (12:03:27 AM): black
j: thanks

j: I'm conducting a survey for my friend... can you help me?
BigBootyPrncss (12:21:01 AM): sure
j: what color are your panties?
BigBootyPrncss (12:21:47 AM): blue and white with lil blue flowers
j: thanks
BigBootyPrncss (12:22:00 AM): but i dunno if ud classify them as panties
j: oh
BigBootyPrncss (12:22:20 AM): its a thong
j: thanks b/c i was wondering what else they could be
j: j/k
BigBootyPrncss (12:23:00 AM): lol
BigBootyPrncss (12:23:10 AM): yea with some pplu never know
j: yea... but i'm smart b/c i could figure it out
BigBootyPrncss (12:23:40 AM): sweet
j: what?
BigBootyPrncss (12:23:49 AM): thats a major plus
BigBootyPrncss (12:23:54 AM): that u could figure that out
j: it was a tough one
BigBootyPrncss (12:24:11 AM): lol ill bet it was

j: I'm conducting a survey for my friend... can you help me?
LyNz HoTgUrL 05 (12:40:27 AM): sure
j: ok
j: what color are the panties you are wearing?
LyNz HoTgUrL 05 (12:41:13 AM): they r pink leopard
j: thanks

j: I'm conducting a survey for my friend... can you help me?
NEbeth03 (12:47:19 AM): ok i guess
j: he wants to know what color panties you are wearing?
NEbeth03 (12:48:00 AM): hahaha
NEbeth03 (12:48:08 AM): tell him red
j: ok
j: thanks

j: I'm conducting a survey for my friend... can you help me?
skittles151322 (12:51:47 AM): i guess
j: What color are your panties?
skittles151322 (12:52:29 AM): NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS
j: sorry
j: do you like skittles?
skittles151322 (12:53:00 AM): yeah
j: ok
skittles151322 (12:53:16 AM): y?
j: jw
skittles151322 (12:53:40 AM): ok

j: I'm conducting a survey for my friend... can you help me?
TjG2oo4 (1:02:26 AM): i can try
j: he would like to know what color panties you are wearing?
TjG2oo4 (1:03:25 AM): well i can't tell u that b/c i am kinda not wearin any
j: oh... that's the first time i've gotten that response
TjG2oo4 (1:04:09 AM): ok
j: thanks
TjG2oo4 (1:04:27 AM): no prob

j: I'm conducting a survey for my friend... can you help me?
K2003T (1:14:41 AM): um...maybe what is it?
j: he wants to know what color your panties are?
K2003T (1:15:49 AM): blue
j: thanks

W: hey
BabyJess187: hi
W: will you help me with a survey?
BabyJess187: sure if its quick
W: yea it's like a question
BabyJess187: ok
W: what color panties are you wearing?
BabyJess187: my god you're stupid
W: yea sure I am..
W: even though you have on some pink panties
BabyJess187: ohk not but ya
W: what color are they if not pink?
W: what's the big deal?
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j: hey
sassymurphy00 (10:50:28 PM): hey
sassymurphy00 (10:50:30 PM): hwo is this
j: some kid
j: who are you
sassymurphy00 (10:50:47 PM): lauren murphy
j: i don't know who you are
sassymurphy00 (10:51:12 PM): ok how did u get this
j: nic wagner
sassymurphy00 (10:52:10 PM): oh
sassymurphy00 (10:52:21 PM): where do u go to skewl
j: SHS
j: Shelbyville
sassymurphy00 (10:52:48 PM): what grade are u in
sassymurphy00 (10:52:54 PM): and u never told me your name?
j: 10th
j: jeff
j: my last name is pretty obvious
sassymurphy00 (10:53:32 PM): oh kewl
sassymurphy00 (10:53:37 PM): dont know ya!
j: cool
j: anyway... he asked me to help him with his survey
j: can you answer a couple questios?
sassymurphy00 (10:55:20 PM): oh kewl
sassymurphy00 (10:55:22 PM): what is it about?
sassymurphy00 (10:55:23 PM): yeah sure i guess!
j: ok
j: what color panties are you wearing?
sassymurphy00 (10:55:58 PM): black
j: and do you have any thongs?
sassymurphy00 (10:57:12 PM): um nope
j: cool
sassymurphy00 (10:59:17 PM): is taht all?
j: yea... i think
sassymurphy00 (11:00:35 PM): alrighty
j: oh yea... what's your fav. color of panties to wear
sassymurphy00 (11:01:13 PM): um pink or yellow
sassymurphy00 (11:01:14 PM): brb
j: cool


j: hey
Nikki Hall 03 (11:08:16 PM): hi
Nikki Hall 03 (11:08:18 PM): who is this?
j: jeff
j: who are you?
Nikki Hall 03 (11:08:40 PM): jeff who?
j: i wonder... i couldn't figure it out
Nikki Hall 03 (11:08:42 PM): nikki hall
j: hanson
j: duh
Nikki Hall 03 (11:09:01 PM): where are you from?
j: shelbyville
Nikki Hall 03 (11:09:38 PM): oh
j: IN
Nikki Hall 03 (11:10:08 PM): well no crap
j: well... some ppl are dumb so i had to check
Nikki Hall 03 (11:10:47 PM): well what grade are you in?
j: 10th
j: what grade are you in?
Nikki Hall 03 (11:11:07 PM): 9th
j: cool
Nikki Hall 03 (11:11:30 PM): i guess
j: anyway... i'm conducting a survey today
Nikki Hall 03 (11:12:12 PM): ok?
j: could you answer a couple questions?
Nikki Hall 03 (11:13:04 PM): sure
j: ok
j: what color panties are you wearing
Nikki Hall 03 signed off at 11:13:26 PM.


M: hey
LadyBadger12: hi
M: hey i am doing a survey for my friend
M: can you be in it
M: ?
LadyBadger12: sure
M: aight
M: what type of panties are you wearing now
LadyBadger12: hot pink
M: whoa thats a new one
M: thanks for helping


M: hey
PlatinumPixy13: a/s/l
M: 15/m/in
M: i am doing a survey for my friend on color preferance can you help
M: its just one question
PlatinumPixy13: yea
M: what color of panties do you have on now
PlatinumPixy13: blue
M: ok
M: thats the most popular so far
M: thanks alot


M: hey
Jenn696: hey
M: i am doina survey can you help
Jenn696: whats up?
M: its 1 question
Jenn696: sure y not
M: not much
M: ok
M: its on color prefernace
M: what color of panties do you have on like right no
M: w
Jenn696: ? purple
M: ok
M: thanks for helping


M: hey
MhAeBy: hey
MhAeBy: whos this?
M: just some guy doin a survey
M: want to answer it its 1 question
MhAeBy: oook
MhAeBy: what kinda survey?
MhAeBy: yeah alright....
M: it is on color preferance
MhAeBy: lol
MhAeBy: ok
MhAeBy: bring it on
M: what color of panties do you hav eon
M: have on
MhAeBy: oh thats no biggy hang on lemme see...
MhAeBy: black
M: black
M: ok
M: thanks
MhAeBy: yup




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