Keith's life consists of three things really. Playing video games, jacking off, and playing more video games. Everyday Keith comes home to play videogames and he only stops for dinner and then when he has to go to bed. This kid has got every single video game system there is. Keith has learned Japanese just so he can know what his import games are saying. This kid right now is a giantic loser with no life. He never will get a girlfriend because he's holding out for videogame characters like Princess Peach from Mario. His best friend is the black little box made in Japan. Today, Keith is 27 years old and it's the best day of his life. For in Las Vegas, Nevada Keith and his nintendo 64 are being legally joined together in matrimony. This kid use to be 100% American but he has since learned Japanese, changed his hometown to Tokyo, and even ordered 15 mail order brides from Japan. He has figured out how to tone his skin color to be Japanese. He often has sushi fests while playing videogames for 48 hours. He has neglected his personal appearance and has gained 100 lbs since he was age 13. He works at a sushi factory in Tokyo but he visits Nintendo's headquarters everyday and allegedly fills in an application to be a game tester. Keith never has had any friends besides his black little box and to be more like the box he has adapted Japanese culture one game at a time.