Well, Joey always loved animals, as you can see by the picture above, taken by a professional photographer. You see, Joey was always looking for an easy way out of working, so one night he somehow snuck into a nightspot in Las Vegas for rich people. There, he met a really rich lady and got her drunk, and proposed to her and she married him. She was always drunk but she was rich so neither of them never went to work. Joey wanted animals, so he got about a thousand animals delivered to the estate. Finally, the money the wife had from her inheritance went down the tubes, and the family ran out of food. The wife and all the pets but one died of starvation because they couldn't afford food and Joey was too lazy to go steal any. Joey lived though and took the one surviving dog to the streets with him. You can now find them in the streets, trying to get money so Joey can have another picture taken with his dog. Yes folks, thats right, he'd rather have a picture taken with his dog than buy food. So, if you see Joey on the streets, give him a quarter, will ya?