The NES Shack!!
This is my ghetto link chart
which probably won't change, so fret over everything.
Reviews
-- Smelly
Old News -- Roms
-- Links Links
and musical fruit -- The
D Page -- Take me
to the image, baby!
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Welcome all! You have unwittingly accessed the NES Shack, which
will hopefully be a good site, unlike The
D Page . The
main purpose behind this site is to subject myself to every horrible NES rom dump ever made and then attempt to make cheezy comments about the game with special screenshot bonuses for your viewing pleasure. You might be thinking: "Wait, hasn't this been hashed and rehashed a billion times over on the internet already?" Well, you would be right. Unfortunately I don't care. I know, it may take me a good forever to accomplish my task,
but I have a good forever yet to do it. Well, on to the drek.
Incessant Update Rambling
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12-03-02--Updateorama! You can now enjoy platoon. Or not, it's entirely up to you. Tomorrow school might be out. If so I will trty to get at least 1 more review in, if not 2. Stay tuned just in case.
12-02-02--I have more than likely managed to kill off all possible readership imaginable for this site. Seems like a good time to add new content, no? I have just downloaded a wealth of crap from an obscure nes rom site and feel good enough to move on. And so I will. Stay tuned especially if there are any snow days where I will be home sitting in front of the computer all day. Good things will happen. D OUT!
11-13-01--AT LAST!!! The NES Shack is going to be revived! After almost half a year of slacking off and doing....well...very little, I hope to be able to get the ball rolling again. If there is a game that you might want reviewed, by some chance, just send all requests over to nesshack@hotmail.com the subject can be whatever you want, really, but preferably something distinguishable. I wonder if anyone will ever read this update....probably not. Oh well. I think up next in the Review Queue is: Bionic Commando! (heheheeeee) Later!
6-18-01--I
got MTV Remote Control up at long last. I think that I need mental
help after playing this game.
6-17-01--Today
(tonight rather) I designed the cheap intro graphic to this site.
I hope you can enjoy it. If you can't enjoy it, then my advice is
to LIVE WITH IT! I spent about 5 hard minutes making that.
Humph! If you can't enjoy the graphic, at least you can enjoy the
updated rom section.---- I think that I need to review MTV Remote Control.
Yeah, I guess it will be the next thing. Yeah. I'm outta here.
6-6-01----I
added Superman!
6-2-01----Well,
I guess that I can cut a little time off of the D page to work on this
a bit. Hopefully noone will notice. Yeah, yeah this is the
first update and blah, blah, blah. Most of you will probably not
read any of these things in the future, so what I type here is really irrelevant.
I can even put random words here and you can't stop me. CHEEZE.
PAPER. CHOCOLATE. See? Now what can you do?? NOTHING!
That is the answer. I have a feeling that I am wasting my time, so
I am going to stop before this gets out of hand.
Latest Additions
12-03-02--Platoon!
Gimme that review!
6-18-01--MTV Remote Control is here.
I
want 80s and I want it now!
6-6-01--I don't know the specifics, but a
review for superman somehow appeared on my site. Get
your superness here
6-2-01--Hmmm, well I currently have a review
for Totally Rad up. Totally
RAD!!!!
Final Page Stuff
THIS page was constructed
by me, using Netscape Composer and about the most basic html knowledge
ever thought imagineable. You have the right to swindle the above
images as long as you give propz, but please don't take any text and slap
it on your page and claim it to be your stuff. I really would not
appreciate that a whole lot. As a matter of fact, if you do that,
I will cyberhurt you. One last thing: This site is, was, or
ever will in NO WISE be associated with Nintendo, Konami, Capcom, or any
other company that has anything to do with the NES. Also, for any
stipulations concerning roms, please refer to the roms
section for the reprimands there. Now that you are deemed bored enough
to read the thing on the bottom of the page, it is time for you to get
off of the internet, sell your computer, and go outside and play baseball
or do something more constructive. Thanks for your patronage.
2001-The NES Shack-2002
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