Megan Varsho sat apart from the rest of the group, staring at the ground in disbelief. "I knew I shouldn’t have agreed to this," she thought to herself. "This fucking project was cursed from the start."
Between the success of her subscription Web site and the generous support she'd received from her newly wealthy Uncle Gary, Megan no longer needed to star in porn films to make a living. She'd decided months ago that Penis and Crackerjack would be her last one.
But Penis and Crackerjack wasn't just another porno. A wealthy ex-baseball player had specially commissioned the project, and he'd given Felix a tremendous amount of money to make it. Megan stood to make more from this film than she did from all her previous films combined.
Still, Megan was right: This fucking project was cursed from the start. A baseball-themed porno set in the Alaskan wilderness? That doesn't even make sense! And the idea of involving real-life bear cubs was just sick, and quite dangerous as well.
The plane running out of gas was only the latest in a long line of disasters involving the film. Just weeks before departure, Megan’s original co-star was found dead in a Chicago apartment. And just days after that, the Alaskan animal handler responsible for the bear cubs suffered several lacerated parts in a rehearsal exercise.
Now this. Stranded in the Alaskan wilderness with a preacher and his wife, a deranged slaughterhouse boy, a prissy vegetarian, and a cocky bush pilot. If she survived this, she swore to herself, she would leave the porn business for good.