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can't you tell i love getting my picture taken. I'm so photogenic (aherm).
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I'm pretty boring. Unless you're completely besotted with me (You can get help for that, but I don't really blame you. It happens to the best), or a family member with a moral obligation to read this crap I don't expect you to, er, read this crap. But anyway, I shall begin...
I was born on 28th March 1981 making me... 18, yes thats right. For anyone with a calculator/basic grasp of mathematics you'll know I'm lying and I'm actually 21. Nearly 22! (sob).
I went to Lenzie Academy, did a few exams, didn't do particularly well in them, worked for a couple of years then went to college to study Beauty Therapy (for the beautiful (!?) people who need therapy ie me). I've only done my first year of college because then I met this person and am now expecting his offspring. And so the plans of a career massaging old ladies hairy toes has been put on hold for a year or two.
At the moment I am 'between jobs' (ie unemployed scum). Anyone needing generally useless tea making machine please email me with job offers involving silly amounts of money for no effort. So that brings us just about up to date. I hope you were paying attention. I told you it was boring crap.
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