Come on...I couldn't resist. Let's face it, the woman was UGLY - with a capital "UG". How ugly was she? Well that's for you to tell us! E-mail me your funniest "she's so ugly..." tag and I'll post them here. First prize is the position of Governor-General!

Here are some to start you off... Queen Victoria was so ugly...

...her psychiatrist would make her lie face-down.

...when she looked in the mirror, her pimples would pop back in.

...her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

...you could shag her in any position and it would still be doggy style...

...when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back.

...she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

...she made onions cry.

...the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

...on Halloween, people go as her.

...she had to "Trick or Treat" over the phone.

...when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

...when the King took her to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back."

...her mom had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.

...her mom had to feed her with a slingshot.

...her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

...they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.

Jokes courtesy of https://www.angelfire.com/ma/cocomungo/