WELCOME TO THE RICEBOY-TRYHARD-WANNABE WEBPAGE. THE ONLY INTERESTING THINGS ON HERE ARE THE PICTURES SO I WILL TALK NO MORE...
... UNTIL NOW. HELLO TO ALL YOU RICE-BOY WANNABEES. THE FIRST STEP TO BEING A RICE BOY (OR RICE GIRL) IS TO HAVE A JAP (OR SIMILAR) CAR WHICH HAS BEEN "RICED-UP" AS WE SAY. A FINE START WOULD BE TO GET A HONDA CRX PREFERABLY EARLY MODEL, DO IT UP (IF IT ISN'T DONE UP ALREADY) AND BE A COMPLETE WANK BY DRIVING IT UP AND DOWN CHAPEL STREET IN ST-KILDA. THE SPEED YOU DRIVE IT AT DOWN CHAPEL STREET DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH "RICE" MATERIAL IS ON YOUR CAR. IF YOUR CAR HAS A REAR WING, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE AND YOU SHOULD GO AS FAST AS YOU CAN THROUGH THERE. IF YOUR CAR HAS A REAR WING, FULL BODY KIT AND "NO FEAR" STICKER ON THE BACK, 40 KM/H. BUT IF YOUR CAR HAS A FUCKIN HUGE REAR WING, FULL BODY KIT, CUSTOM PAINTWORK, LOWERED BELOW THE LEGAL LIMIT AND GET THIS, "TYPE-R" STIKKAZ ALL OVER, YOU CAN CROOZE AT 1 KM/H AND ACT LIKE A FRIGGIN POOFDAH. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK IT IZ.
THE ABOVE CARS HAVE BEEN "RICED UP" A LOT AS YOU CAN SEE. THEY ARE NOT FAST BUT ARE NOT MEANT TO BE AS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GOING FAST. UNDERSTAND PEEPELZ?
MY FRIEND TYPE-R IS A RICEBOY AS YOU CAN TELL FROM HIS NAME. HE HAS HIS OWN RICE SITE WHICH YOU CAN VISIT AT www.angelfire.com/celeb/raiss .
WHOA DUDEZ... THOSE WERE SOME PRETTY SLIKA$$ CRX'S, EH? THIS WILL BE MY LAST UPDATE FOR A FEW DAYS SO STAY TUNED PEEPELZ....
