Wanna thank your momma for a butt like that! (Thanks, Mom.)

And yes, if looks could kill I would be an uzi. Sorry, I'm on a Salt-n-Pepa kick today for some reason. Anyway, there it is: My butt, what you can see of it. The infamous manc--t aching to be filled by lovejizz. (Shaking head in disgust.)

That was so wrong. I can deal with people looking at me naked. I can deal with the fact that between the gay male and straight female population of America half this country has seen this naked body. I cannot deal with a bunch of gay guys running around thinking I'm some sluttly little bottom boy just waiting to be filled in like an application.

Is it wrong that such a thing would make me uncomfortable?