| Name | Ross Evans |
| no_clue@zdnetonebox.com | |
| IM | RxEx |
| Birthdate | 6/14/83 |
| Position in the band | Unauthorized videographer / multimedia specialist |
| Favorite U.A. Song | Check Your Mama |
| Favorite Bands | The Offspring, Weezer, Local H, MxPx, Stavesacre, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, and Stabbing Westward |
| Favorite Song (lately) | Weezer "Say it Ain't So" |
| Influences | God, The Offspring, Zeta, UnderAchevrs, Cky2k, Greg Centineo, Scott Gravatt |
| Marital Status | I'm seeing a bunch of different honeys |
| Likes |
Smart Girls, Alternative Punk and Metal Music, Zeta Concerts, and Girls
who wear short skirts
|
| Dislikes | Stupid Girls, Pop and Rap Music, and anyone who thinks the Under Achevrs are just another sexy boy band |
| Favorite Movies | Snatch, Fight Club, Spaceballs, Cky2k, Huck It, Blade, The Matrix, Unbreakable, The Watcher, The original Batman movie, Final Fantasy |
| Favorite TV Show | The Simpsons, Titus, Friends, and specials on Fox about the unending search for the Sasquatch |
| Favorite Food | Spaghetti and I also like Waffles with a lot of butter and syrup |
| Favorite Place | My bed |
| Favorite Drink | Mr. Pibb |
| Favorite Book | The Art of War by Sun Tzu |
| Favorite Serial | Capn Crunch |
| Favorite Video Game | Syphon Filter, Tony Hawk 2, and Tomb Raider |
| Favorite Greg Motte Quote | Stop making fun of my accent! |
| Favorite Magazine | Maxim but don't tell anyone |
