Rikhunt 'da Beastkhunt
| May I present, Richard, aka, Rikhunt the
Beastkhunt Czarkhunt, one of the co-founders of 'KhuntSpeak', and
instrumental in making its use generally accepted and widespread.
Richard IS a metal head. The Original Lycée metal head. All the
time I've known him, this lad has had earphones plugged into his head, a
metal CD in his CD-Spieler (note the satanic hand gesture). Head banging
to the rhythms of such tunes as 'I hate society' & 'Shut up and
Listen You Loudmouth Faggot' (I forget specific song titles). Richard is
an avid 'Metal Clubber'. He Frequents many Stadium and Arenae as he
regularly goes to see his favourite bands live (the number of these
being too great and the range being too vast to even try and list them).
The value of his CD collection is currently estimated at just
under 2500 pounds and is rising. He is Fluent in Khunt and isn't shy of
flaunting his knowledge of its grammar and syntax. He IS the final word
in Khunt.
Despite his apparent violent and basically psychotic exterior, strangely enough, Richard is actually quite a normal person, his peculiar attachment to books notwithstanding. (Given, he doesn't have a television set, but that is due to his parents' will for him to succeed academically rather than any kind of poverty). Richard studies History as his main subject and hopes to go on to do some kind of international relations studies, admittedly though, the thought that in future this man may have the power to make life-altering decisions frightens me in earnest. He also learns German, or NaziSprechen as it is sometimes referred to (I would imagine to make diplomatic relations with Chancellor Helmut the Hun less strained and fraught with misunderstanding in future). He's also semi-french, but don't hate him for it. Get to know this person and you'll learn to love him, he's pretty smart too. |
**Note, the basis of 'khunt-speak' is to replace a 'c' or 'k' or 'ck' with'-khunt' or when this is not possible, to simply add 'khunt' to the end of the word
