Don Max

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"I ain’t playa hatin’ but it is against my philosophy"

Presenting ‘Maxime Gautier-Niriella’. Known in less formal Circles (i.e. The realms of private fantasy in which he chooses to reside in, should the fancy take him) as “Don Max”. To others he is the languishing marauder or worse still, the Midget from Sri Lanka (although I’m sure such disparaging labels are unlikely to win you any favours… and in any case he’s taller than I am so I’ll stop talking about height now).

Although I cannot profess to having spent numerous hours with The Don in a cold and blustery Derbyshire field with only a leaky tent as cover (a Story I shall have to recount someday), he has managed become somewhat of an ally in the insidious battle against msn tedium. A serious boy, prone however to bouts of… mad cap lunacy, Max could easily be placed in the broad category of a clueless idealist, often engrossed in an incomprehensible & impractical quest for fulfilment and exactness. Tiger boy’s charms however extend far beyond his “Italian Stallion” features and occasional madness (i.e. mental imbalance). He has the means by which walking up to a stranger and spontaneously starting a random conversation have become second nature, Proof indeed that the most verbose are, more often that not, the most deranged. (Backed up surely by a claim that, “one side of his face disturbs him”… yes…. That’s right max… the left side is at loggerheads with the right … I’ve heard recently that electroshock therapy works wonders…). Nonetheless he remains a mild-mannered fellow, with a long list of positive attributes that one might consider encouraging, a girlfriend should be proof enough as to validate that. The gouda never slices anticlockwise though, it's a real bitch!

I believe he intends to start up his own Mafioso family. But meah, to each his own, as long as I can sit idly by, or perhaps get a cosy job co-coordinating "hired goons".