"Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer- but wish we did not."- Erica Long

"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others."- Ambrose Bierce

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987

"Three seconds to say I love you, Three hours to explain it, And a lifetime to prove it." - Unknown

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." - Catherine Zandonella

"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die." - Unknown

"A good deed never goes unpunished."- Gore Vidal

"It is hard to believe that someone is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place."- Unknown

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"- George Carlin

"Reality is the only obstacle to happiness." - Unknown

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."- Henny Youngman

"There are many things in life....that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart.......pursue those."- Unknown

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."- Oscar Wilde

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."- Mark Twain

"I can resist anything but temptation."- Oscar Wilde

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."- Unknown

"I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability."- Oscar Wilde

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."- Mark Twain

"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."- Harry S. Truman

"Do or do not- There is no 'try'."- Yoda

"I'm still an atheist, thank God."- Luis Bunuel

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams

"There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence."- Henry Adams

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."- Douglas Adams

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."- Woody Allen

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."- Anonymous

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."- Rita Mae Brown

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." Woody Allen