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Van Wilder

By: ACE

    Only a company so pressed for a non-straight-to-video release (NL Last Resort, Loaded Weapon, Our Favorite Deadly Sins) would hearld their newest blockbuster as the Animal House of the new millenium. Van Wilder was set to be National Lampoon's sink-or-swim, all the eggs in one basket, make or break cash cow. Did they honestly believe that any movie would ever hold a candle to Animal House? Apparently not, but it proved to be a clever marketing ploy. Needless to say, every frat boy who wasn't too inebriated to leave the house that night went to see it. Boy, were they in for a treat. Where Animal House had only jokingly mocked fraternities of their lack of stress on academics and more on drinking, Van Wilder blatantly insulted the entire fraternity system, the hoity-toityness of the rich members and the selfish nature that is so readily available in many fraternities. Man, every kid who got beat up in high school and didn't belong to anything but the A/V club was feeling pretty fine while watching the movie. After, however, they probably ran home as fast as they could as the frat boys felt the need to prove they were not as testosterone and booze driven as the jerks in the movie by beating up a weaker individual.

    Van Wilder runs 1:45. Plot is developed at the very beginning, once an hour into, and for the last 10 minutes, excluding the very last scene. The rest is filled with 7th-year-senior Van doing good deeds all over, but still being cocky enough for the audience not to accept him as their own self. The plot complication comes when Van's father, a wealthy businessman, decides that 7 years is too long for his son to be in college without graduating. How is Van going to get the 40,000 a year to go to school???

    His assistant, Taj Mahal, the exchange student from Banglapore, India, is a bumbling geek who blossoms into a ladies' man. Van's best friend is the tokin' black guy. Seen in many scenes smoking marijuana with some device or another, he is the static character who helps Van through his time of need. Van's love interest is a reporter for the newspaper. She is used to writing real journalism, but does a piece on Van Wilder for a chance at the cover story. The enemy is the reporter's boyfriend, the evil frat boy. A member of Delta Iota Kappa (spell out the letters), he is selfish and has to do everything with a plan. There are all sorts of villian foils for the other characters.

    All in all, Van Wilder is a good movie. The nudity and sex in it are over the top, but what good high-school/college comedy would be complete with out it?..eh...he he....yeah. Anywho, it is definitely worth a watch if you are at a friends and watching it, or if you can't find anything else to make it a Blockbuster night, but I wouldn't go to the store just to get it. All in all, I give it 2.5 seacows with algal growth on their backs and flippers.

    It is rated R for sex, nudity, bad jokes, dog semen and boomin' grannies.

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