I live in Texas, but I can't say that I'm happy about that fact. I'm sure there are plenty of great cities in this state but i've yet to see them. Of course, none could compare to my greatness, but that's another story. Well, this site was created by yours truly. It's a shrine of sorts for the 3 things I enjoy most: wrestling, music and videogames. Naturally if I had invented these things they'd be even better, but they're tolerable as they are now. Anyway, I'm basically the reason this site exists. Sure, LaVa and TiG "help out" but let's be real; this was all me. I let them share the credit because I feel sorry for them. It was my idea, I took the initiative to make it a reality and my writing is what will keep the millions of fans coming back for more. With my charisma and superior intellect, I will have millions upon million of ignorant web geeks kissing the very ground I piss on. I know you're thinking "wow he must be a genius". And obviously your thoughts are correct. You're also probably wondering what a man of my status does when not creating a masterpiece such as this. Well, my low-life brethren, let me tell you. When not indulging myself in one of the 3 items mentioned above, I enjoy spending time with my fiancée, LaVa. I love her dearly and she loves me too, but of course, how could she not? I mean look at me. Who wouldn't want me? I must admit though, she is the greatest female to ever live. She could claim the title of greatest human ever if not for me. No one else would be worthy of me. Ah, but she is. I know all men lust after her, but anyone worthy of me is obviously not worthy of you ignorant peons, so find companionship elsewhere. And for the ladies. I know i'm irresistible, but I've found my goddess. Not that you could have someone like me anyway. Well, enough about the site. Let me tell you about myself. Hmm, LaVa has just informed me that I've typed enough and should go to bed now. I guess she knows that too much of my intellect will strain your petty minds. So off I go. Until next time, remember: WE OWN YOU.