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RTA
here! (Just what does that stand for anyway?) nt by pkicks2,
Apr 01, 03:08 am EST 
RTA
= Response to archive (nt) by restuccia,
Apr 01, 05:09 am EST
Really
Tingly Arse ~OBGYN~ by bytchncamaro,
Apr 01, 09:35 am EST
I
thought it stood for Rotate Tires Annually? by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 10:04 am EST
Ruptured
Tush Anonymous? NOTEXT by madregoose,
Apr 01, 10:11 am EST
Rinse
Teeth Afterward. <nt> by celine.dion.rocks,
Apr 01, 10:14 am EST
Double
RTA - SAT scores and Genius by dex56,
Apr 01, 10:56 am EST
Rabid
tortoise alert. Gotta watch them snappers. nt by e.bennett,
Apr 01, 11:25 am EST
Shouldn't
the first post be the LORDS PRAYER? NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:36 pm EST
FYI=We
save that for the END of the board when we all ask forgiveness..<nt
by the_weakest_link,
Apr 01, 12:50 pm EST 
Raunchy
topics ahead. <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 12:58 pm EST
Rump
Touching Appreciated. <nt> by happy_4_butt_sex,
Apr 01, 01:05 pm EST
Patti,
is that you? nt by lovetogivehummers,
Apr 01, 09:28 pm EST 
Raw
Torn Anus. by butt.nugget,
Apr 01, 01:28 pm EST
Sistah..
I can relate. <nt> by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:38 pm EST 
Rodents
Taste Awful...nt. by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 01:32 pm EST
Rough
Tastes Accomodated. nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:13 pm EST
Rude/Torrid
Arguments --I move we abolish them altogether. NT by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 04:18 pm EST
Really
Tight A$$. Whoever posts "RTA here" gets a new, improved, firmer a$$ for the
remainder of the board. nt by karatebabe,
Apr 01, 04:25 pm EST
Remove
Thread ASAP. It's where we all nominate what we want to see pulled. nt
by lemmehaveasniff,
Apr 01, 05:01 pm EST
Rimming
Tastes Awful? (no more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 07:31 pm EST
Ah,
this MUST be Patti! by lovetogivehummers,
Apr 01, 09:30 pm EST Really
Tasteless Art (nt) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 07:34 pm EST Third
nipple removal *m* by get_your_hooker_here,
Apr 01, 03:29 am EST
Have
you tried The Fork? m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 03:37 am EST
My
third nipple is *m* by get_your_hooker_here,
Apr 01, 03:49 am EST
Well
I think you should be proud of it! by whangdoodle,
Apr 01, 06:04 am EST
Baby,
baby m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 12:46 pm EST
Chandler,
Is that you? (nt) by restuccia,
Apr 01, 05:08 am EST
Are
you talking to me? What am I supposed to know about that? nadatexta
by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 11:35 am EST
HaHa!
That's a good one. nt by karatebabe,
Apr 01, 04:27 pm EST Do
what is comfy...I would come clean... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 08:40 am EST
The
ellipsis uses spaces. Please use this example in the future: . . . .
(int) by grammar.slammer,
Apr 01, 11:33 am EST What
is going on here?nt by gator_brit1,
Apr 01, 09:39 am EST
This
reminds me of something(m) by huntsmommy3,
Apr 01, 09:57 am EST
I
am surprised-I thought only cathylicks got their third nipples removed?
~BVD~ by bytchncamaro,
Apr 01, 10:24 am EST
That's
what we TELL you, but actually we worship them, too. And BVD is a teaching
order! (m) . by smkmamma,
Apr 01, 11:25 am EST That's
just disgusting--I'm suprised you even HAVE friends!! --NT by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 10:30 am EST
I
feel your pain! I was born with 5 nipples!! So far I've only had one of them
removed. nt by the_queen_b,
Apr 01, 11:06 am EST
You
need to remove them all, that's just desgusteen. Bare chest...no nipples
is the weigh to go. <lmp> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:19 pm EST *Which*
is the proper word. (GAW) by grammar.slammer,
Apr 01, 11:50 am EST
Whack
it off! Nothing sexier than a bare chest. Hell..whack them all off!!
<bic> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:18 pm EST
KEEP
IT ON! Make your DF think THEY have something wrong with THEM, instead.
nft by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 12:37 pm EST
If
the LORD gave you a third nipple - YOU KEEP IT!! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:37 pm EST
Rejoice
in being different! (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 12:40 pm EST
Third
nipples RULE!! Anyone that doesn't think so is a
frigid-phebe-wannabe-orgasm-faker!!!nt by the_weakest_link,
Apr 01, 12:48 pm EST
Years
of royal inbreeding have given me the third nipple. I had a tiny tiara
made...nt by the.real.queen,
Apr 01, 01:18 pm EST
Remove
it yourself at home. I'm sure someone here has a fork you can
borrow!..nt. by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 01:35 pm EST
If
your womanly body has a 3rd nipple, you should keep it. (m) by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 04:15 pm EST
Your
GF only need a demonstration of the pleasure and a referral to a 3rd nipple
graft clinic! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:16 pm EST
Like,
how can you survive with a third nipple? EWWnt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:06 pm EST
You
know, a 3rd cup in the brassiere (m) by fakinmybigboobs,
Apr 01, 09:01 pm EST 
asatru_mom
re getting fixed (m) by gtoms,
Apr 01, 04:42 am EST
In
the spirit of April Fools. Pranks/jokes ? Funny or awful? Lets have some
fun!(M) by auntiebinkie,
Apr 01, 04:57 am EST
Today
is the anniversary of my parents' death. You made me cry. I hope you're
happy. nt by tia_chupi,
Apr 01, 11:32 am EST
Not
only is description spelled wrong, but your thong isn't flame retardant.
(uag) by grammar.slammer,
Apr 01, 11:52 am EST
I
am saddened by this insistence on bringing other people down through jokes
and pranks. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 12:45 pm EST
I
think I might have missed something, but I'll play...M by toora,
Apr 01, 03:32 pm EST
This
is what I did two years ago..... by karatebabe,
Apr 01, 04:33 pm EST
As
long as they are christian, suv-drivin', gun totin, medicated birth havin',
home schooled, sahm-ed, religious by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 07:26 pm EST
I
just sent a letter of resignation to my manager's boss.... with her name on
it! tehehe, by gendenwitha,
Apr 01, 09:35 pm EST
My
aunt still laughs about sending me to school on a Saturday--when I was in
3rd or 4th grade. nt by gendenwitha,
Apr 01, 09:37 pm EST 57
Lawmakers Feared Dead In Senate Mine Disaster by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 04:59 am EST
That
is the risks of the job...There are more where they came from. by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 08:44 am EST
a
sad day for the country-i wept for mr. lott ~PCP~ by bytchncamaro,
Apr 01, 09:26 am EST
You
can't make *me* pray! I believe in separation of Church and Debate. NT
by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 09:58 am EST
Q:
What do you call 57 dead politicians? (m) by dex56,
Apr 01, 10:30 am EST
OMG!!!
ROFLMAO!!! n/t by infosuprhghway,
Apr 01, 12:29 pm EST
Spit...sputter...cough...ack!
Only a gun-toating extremist would find this funny! Sick!!! (no more
text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:42 pm EST
ROFLPMP....and
i'm NOT a gun toting extremist....but i still love it! -nt by valancy,
Apr 01, 03:06 pm EST This
makes me SO MAD, WHAT A WASTE!! M by pun.control.freak,
Apr 01, 10:38 am EST
I
am forming a prayer circle RIGHT NOW!nt by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 07:36 pm EST I
hope they're mostly republiKans! nt by the_queen_b,
Apr 01, 11:08 am EST
We
won't have to worry ebout them haveen two much hare now will we?
<pcp> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:21 pm EST
I
will pray for their souls. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:41 pm EST
Dems
rule, Repubs drool. nft. by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 12:50 pm EST
PEOPLE!!!
This is a HOAX!!! (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 12:52 pm EST
Well,
you know, since my sweet, loving wife has been spending more time on the
Senate floor and less at home...M by william_j_clinton,
Apr 01, 04:22 pm EST
i
would make a good intern for you there are more words inside this post
by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 04:25 pm EST
Well,
first off, (m0re) by william_j_clinton,
Apr 01, 05:04 pm EST
Can
I. I would love to be your intern as well.... by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:08 pm EST
There's
always room for one more, honey. I got lots on my plate and can use
extra help. Don't forget the pillow! nt by william_j_clinton,
Apr 01, 05:14 pm EST
Don't
trust her. I saw her chewing something, she said it was jerky but I
think it was dried penis. by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 06:48 pm EST
SHHHHHH.
I don't think he cares what you think.nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:51 pm EST
You
don't think he cares? Your thinking skills aren't your best feature.
<leer>nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 09:23 pm EST i
can do that there are more words inside this post by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 06:02 pm EST
Please
consider a monarchy. We're *loads* of fun!! nt by the.real.queen,
Apr 01, 01:20 pm EST
And
IN-BRED! <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 03:40 pm EST now
would be the time to overtrhow the government there aer more words inside
this post by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 04:28 pm EST
You
mean that we are supposed to pray for THEM?nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:08 pm EST Alternative
shopping: Is it uncouth to be greedy? (moreinhere) by donwannapay4it,
Apr 01, 05:34 am EST
Well
I rely on my Church for alternative acquisitions... by whangdoodle,
Apr 01, 06:18 am EST
I
have started small.... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 08:48 am EST
THAT
is stealing! Thief.nt by gator_brit1,
Apr 01, 09:40 am EST
loser.
by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 09:45 am EST
Con
"NT" proxima vez, por favor! nt by tia_chupi,
Apr 01, 11:41 am EST May
I Make A Suggestion... by not_so_fresh_feeling,
Apr 01, 10:04 am EST
Some
notes on your post . . . . (yua) by grammar.slammer,
Apr 01, 11:54 am EST OOHHH!!!!
A shopping question! (m) by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 10:18 am EST
Alternative
shopping! What the h*ll! (m) by mommytolarryandmo,
Apr 01, 11:02 am EST
I
know your heart must be in the right place, but please don't spout racist
slogans on the board. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 12:59 pm EST You
ARE what you HAVE. <nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:08 am EST
If
you don't have it, steal it. Words to live by. <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 11:30 am EST
receyecle,
receyecle, receyecle! I use the same rasor over and over. Saves me tuns of
money thruout the year. ----> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:25 pm EST
The
problem here is not the "alternative acquisitions". It is the desire to
acquire to begin with. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 01:06 pm EST
I
take my hamsters with me when I shop. Their cheeks hold a lot of stuff.
(nudge, nudge, wink, wink.) nt. by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 01:38 pm EST
I'd
get up and try that but I seem to be stuck on the john! <nt>
by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:43 pm EST Booo...
greed is NEVER becoming. (more) by i.shop.at.sacks,
Apr 01, 02:13 pm EST
Why
choose? Keep the big stuff and sell the small stuff for "favours"! nt
by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:21 pm EST
I
just take Colby with me. He'll hide the stuff for me, such a
gentleman.nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:10 pm EST
Give
it up Jerri. He can't stand your skanky ass. nt by miss_el_anus,
Apr 01, 05:17 pm EST
You
know he luvs me... by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:41 pm EST
Get
the hell away from me you psycho stalker!! NFT by colbyfromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:34 pm EST
Common
luver... you know you are hot for me.;o)nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:52 pm EST ง
start small and work up deary GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:28 pm EST
Just
the opinion of a highly esteemed art collector (more) by geniusartexpert,
Apr 01, 08:06 pm EST
Well,
first toots, you need a very large brassiere (more) by fakinmybigboobs,
Apr 01, 08:14 pm EST Am
I a freak? I need advice. <more> by malcolm_in_thepiddle,
Apr 01, 05:46 am EST
I'm
going back on hiatus! What kind of place is this? NT by uri_nator,
Apr 01, 05:48 am EST
You
are a lying sack of urine. Are you just yanking our chains? If not, well,
(more) by bladdertoad,
Apr 01, 05:50 am EST
Hey!
Who are you to call someone a lying sack of urine? I think Malcolm had a
lot of guts to come here. <m> by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 09:10 am EST
Listen
puddletoad, you'd better watch that language! Big brother and all you
know... (nt) by gator.tots,
Apr 01, 09:13 am EST Damn,
I think I know this guy. *nt* by inacommode,
Apr 01, 05:52 am EST
Sex
can be a compromise (m) by bed_pan_iam,
Apr 01, 05:56 am EST
OMG!
*LMFAO*!! (nt) by outhouse_lvr,
Apr 01, 05:58 am EST
Doesn't
sound too weird to me. <nt> by bedwetter_24148,
Apr 01, 05:59 am EST
Um,
you don't have sex on the dining room table do you? nt by peeters.girl,
Apr 01, 06:01 am EST
Are
you my long lost sister? You aren't Tinkerbell in disguise, are you?
(nt) by peters.girl,
Apr 01, 09:05 am EST Freak!
-nt- by pissaly,
Apr 01, 06:04 am EST
Hm.
No you are not a freak (m) by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 06:07 am EST
Oh
I love watersports! by whangdoodle,
Apr 01, 06:09 am EST
I
have some links for you (m) by zippers_come_undone,
Apr 01, 06:18 am EST
I
thought *everyone* did this.... by golden_shower,
Apr 01, 06:19 am EST
Well
*I've* been peed on more times than I'd care to count... (m) by 4play4me,
Apr 01, 06:21 am EST
In
many cultures it is sign of releasing and not holding back <M>
by free_the_fluids,
Apr 01, 06:37 am EST
You
need a whack on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, you sicko. pox. nt
by puddle_bess,
Apr 01, 07:20 am EST
ROFLMAO!
"Puddle Bess!"? LOL!! <nt> by e.norma.stitts,
Apr 01, 09:25 am EST I
am glad that you posted this, Plus a Side Debate -m- by im_a_super_freak,
Apr 01, 07:25 am EST
Fecal
matter? You mean poop? <m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 09:22 am EST
ok
the sh*t was bad enough, but PLAQUE? Oh god just shoot me now.
*rretttcchhh* (nt) by ohjustbiteme,
Apr 01, 09:33 am EST
Whatever!
You think sharing a toothbrush, a true act of love, is worse than
somebody smearing poop <m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 09:50 am EST
Hey,
if ya REALLY want a rush, try brushing yer teeth WITH (m) by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 01:50 pm EST Oh
shaveen yer butt can be a wonnerful way to begin this prosess. You shave
my butt I'll crap on yers. <icq> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:33 pm EST
Mmm...especially
when it's nice & warm (more) by butt.nugget,
Apr 01, 12:42 pm EST "Golden
Showers fill your eyes" -- go for it. nt by reepacheep,
Apr 01, 08:04 am EST
Golden
Showers get you the cleanest! They're my favorite! You've got my support!!
((Hugs)) ~nt by take.to.the.pee,
Apr 01, 08:08 am EST
I
am just glad that you and your gf are able to share.... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 08:52 am EST
Gross!
Where are you when she does this? Does the pee get on the carpet? The
sheets? In your HAIR? <m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 09:04 am EST
Urine
a lot of trouble pal.. <nt> by e.norma.stitts,
Apr 01, 09:24 am EST
SHE
PEE'S ON YOU? Grosse.nt by gator_brit1,
Apr 01, 09:40 am EST
???
Is there any other way ? <confused icon> MORE---> by madregoose,
Apr 01, 09:55 am EST
If
you're a rock star, fine. Otherwise, give it up! NT by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 09:56 am EST
Can
you do that at Disneyworld? Cuz if you can, then it's fine--anything is fine
at Disneyworld. M by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 10:06 am EST
No
problem cause I save SO much money at Wal-fart each week! NT by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 10:11 am EST Yet,
they say that this century is the enlightened one? Oh to be back in Rome
:::dreamy sigh::: NT by gladiator.maximus,
Apr 01, 10:21 am EST
Someone
PLEASE HIJACK this disgusting thread!!! ;-) nt by the_queen_b,
Apr 01, 11:12 am EST
WHAT
IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!! (M) by mommytolarryandmo,
Apr 01, 11:19 am EST
Just
a sec, you talked w/GOD about whether or not there are dildos allowed in
heaven? SICKO! nft by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 12:41 pm EST
(rolling
eyes) It's in the bible, lady! Read it, know it, live it!!! (nt)
by mommytolarryandmo,
Apr 01, 03:39 pm EST
(rolling
eyes) It's in the bible, lady! Read it, know it, live it!!! (nt)
by mommytolarryandmo,
Apr 01, 03:40 pm EST
Sounds
perfectly normal to me NT by ivannapp,
Apr 01, 11:23 am EST
April
showers brings May flowers. <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 12:21 pm EST
I
don't care what happens m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 12:21 pm EST
As
long as you bofe remoove yer hair first I see no problum with it. Hair IN
the pee now that wood be just grose! <uti> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:29 pm EST
All
you single mothers should be ashamed of yourselves! I bet you think you're
funny! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:34 pm EST
Actually,
if she's willing to do it to you, she should have the favor returned. It's
only fair. n/t by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 12:53 pm EST
Whatever
gets her through the day. My friend Carrie would never do it tho; and she's
an expert on SEX<nt by the_weakest_link,
Apr 01, 12:56 pm EST
You
are a complete freak. May I suggest a butt plug? <nt> by happy_4_butt_sex,
Apr 01, 01:07 pm EST
Oh
baby, I gotcher butt plug right heah! nt by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 02:10 pm EST Brother,
I must say that if she finds it gross, you need to find another outlet.
(m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 01:17 pm EST
Not
sure I follow... are you saying I should have sex with a pack animal?
nt by malcolm_in_thepiddle,
Apr 01, 02:28 pm EST
They
have no compunctions with urinating in public and they are sexually
accomodating! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:28 pm EST hey,
if you look like colby I would give you a shower any time.nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:11 pm EST
Who
the hell wants to shower with you? Beeeatch NFT by colbyfromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:35 pm EST
aw
hun, sour grapes since I found me a real man in Bill?nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:54 pm EST ง
What you need is a real woman that wouldn't have any trouble pleasing you
GTWI. by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:30 pm EST Lemme
know if it doesn't work out with her. nmt by piss_n_tell,
Apr 01, 06:02 am EST
Supposed
to be under malcolm's post. nmt by piss_n_tell,
Apr 01, 06:05 am EST Should
restraining orders be available for stupid family members to stop them doing
stupid things? m by e.bennett,
Apr 01, 07:14 am EST
Definately
calls for action.... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 08:55 am EST
More
important...what about your 6 week old baby and fab new promotion???????????
m by jennlfg,
Apr 01, 10:43 am EST
yeah
well that's another thing my stupid mother won't keep her trap shut
about....m by e.bennett,
Apr 01, 11:17 am EST
Hey,
I'd like to know how she worked in trapping this man while 9 months
pregnant! (m) by wohm_to3,
Apr 01, 11:52 am EST
what
kind of sicko cynic are you anyway???? m by e.bennett,
Apr 01, 12:23 pm EST
ABSOLUTELY.
This would include allowing daughters to wear capri pants! <nt>
by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:15 am EST
Not
sure if you're trolling or not, but here goes. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 01:29 pm EST
Excuse
me, but are you dating my son? nt by the.real.queen,
Apr 01, 01:36 pm EST
Want
her whacked? It'll cost you some decorum and body fluids but that doesn't
seem to be a problem for you. nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:31 pm EST
shoot
her (nt) by dex66,
Apr 01, 04:42 pm EST
It's
very simple, my dear (m) by s.n.o.w.q.u.e.e.n,
Apr 01, 05:31 pm EST Caressing
yourself - Is it wrong? -m- by im_a_super_freak,
Apr 01, 07:41 am EST
This
sounds serious (m) by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 08:05 am EST
That
is disgusting -- I'd leave you too!!!! I will pray on you. (nt) by reepacheep,
Apr 01, 08:34 am EST
You
lost me when you started rubbing trolls in the shower (m) by mjyim,
Apr 01, 09:03 am EST
Oops,
you said "rolls"! In that case, my advice still stands. nt by mjyim,
Apr 01, 09:05 am EST This
dance ain't for everybody... only the sexy people. <nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:12 am EST
Your
problem is that you need more man. Your dh obviously isn't man enough for
you. <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 11:33 am EST
He##,
baby, rolls were MADE to be buttered! <nt> by pun.control.freak,
Apr 01, 11:33 am EST
BUT
would he give up something that made him feel good? DOn't give him any for a
week or so ... by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 12:56 pm EST
Have
you considered the internet market? Your man may feel better about it if it
brought in more money. more by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:35 pm EST
Maybe
you could hide some presents for him in there? Jelly babies or somethin', to
sweeten him up. nt by lemmehaveasniff,
Apr 01, 05:11 pm EST I
wan't to sue the local newspaper <M> by resonate_this,
Apr 01, 07:58 am EST
SUE
the SOB's. by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 08:58 am EST
It's
a PAPER CUT. Get over it.nt by gator_brit1,
Apr 01, 09:41 am EST
Too
bad you didn't cut yourself on a dictionary. NT by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 10:01 am EST
What
are you putting on that cut? M by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 10:27 am EST
Under
the First Amendment, paper control is unconstitutional (nt) by dex56,
Apr 01, 10:39 am EST
Yeah,
well, wait till YOUR child is cut at school>>>THEN we'll see
who's barking the constitution! NT by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 10:47 am EST
How
is it unconsitutional? Doesn't she have a right to be informed of the
possible dangers? (m) by gatorite,
Apr 01, 10:52 am EST
ITA,
the constitution clearly supports the free distribution of paper of all
kinds!! NT by pun.control.freak,
Apr 01, 11:35 am EST
THis
is not a legal issue--this is, in reality, a spiritual issue! (m)
by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 01:41 pm EST
Would
you feel the same way if it was TOILET paper? HUH HUH HUH? NT by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 01:52 pm EST Squirt
a little breastmilk in the cut. You will feel better in no time.
<NT> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 12:16 pm EST
Your
winning over a stoopid paper cut? Ive cut myslef so many times wear the sun
dont shine and youd think I wood ----> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:36 pm EST
Would
you like a little cheese with that whine??? Get over it already!!!n/t
by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 12:57 pm EST
Have
you tried alternative healing methods? (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 01:38 pm EST
Thanks
for the warning! I will never use newspaper to line the gerbil cage
again!..nt. by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 01:45 pm EST
LOL!!
<nt> by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:50 pm EST I
really want to thank you all for your support <m> by resonate_this,
Apr 01, 01:49 pm EST
Suck
the breastmilk! Use a nice wrap of semen to heal the cut! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:38 pm EST Squirt
a little lemon juice in it. Or salt. It'll be better in no time. nt
by lemmehaveasniff,
Apr 01, 05:12 pm EST
Oh,
I'm so sorry for your loss! I'm sending positive {{{VIBES}}} to heal you!
Good luck! (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 06:03 pm EST WWYD:
Is it time for a nursing home? (m) by reepacheep,
Apr 01, 08:02 am EST
I
think they have been hitting the vibrator together more than once. Perfectly
natural and fun. Leave 'em alone. <NT> by resonate_this,
Apr 01, 08:05 am EST
Whaaa????
Where'd you get that? You are sick! nt by reepacheep,
Apr 01, 08:31 am EST Oh
honey, I think it's just a case of imaginary friends. We all have those.....
right? (nt) by gator.tots,
Apr 01, 09:27 am EST
I
agree.. and so does the invisible person sitting right next to me telling
me what to type. <nt> by e.norma.stitts,
Apr 01, 09:33 am EST Bursting,
your Bubble, with Battery-Operated-Boyfriend (nt) by dex56,
Apr 01, 10:41 am EST
I'm
just a gigolo (Bob is my nom du amor). nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:40 pm EST I'm
Catholic and tired of pretending: We DO worship Mary!! Got a problem with
that? nt by smkmamma,
Apr 01, 08:13 am EST
make
no bones about it, you and your Mary-worshipping drones are doomed to hell.
nt by ohjustbiteme,
Apr 01, 09:29 am EST
Idol
worshipper! You're as bad as the Egyptians. Hope you like your steaks WELL
DONE! <nt> by e.norma.stitts,
Apr 01, 09:36 am EST
And
when are the bible thumpers going to admit they worship PAUL? Huh? Huh?
NT by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 11:39 am EST
ROFL!
Good one. (nt) by chickadee,
Apr 01, 01:24 pm EST I
will pray for your soul that you find a husband to set you straight. NT
by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:43 pm EST
Here
here! A horrendous period is also in order for this heathen!
<nt> by big_ass_maxi_pad,
Apr 01, 12:49 pm EST
THE
LORD will give her what she deserves! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:57 pm EST And
I'm sick of the lies, too: I'm Lutheran, and YES, we do worship Luther!!!
(nt) by chickadee,
Apr 01, 01:23 pm EST
ROFLMAO!!
<nt> by michael_bolton_rocks,
Apr 01, 01:26 pm EST Oh
yeah well I'm a Joe E. Piscopalian and we worship Joseph! Nyah nyah.
<nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 01:47 pm EST
My
problem with that is that, like many organized religions, Catholicism cloaks
the reality in ritual. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 01:48 pm EST
I
cannot believe the things I read here!! You're all bound for hell!!!
notext by i.shop.at.sacks,
Apr 01, 02:15 pm EST
*blows
whistle* Two laps around the beads, for you, S&Mamma, for telling evil
lies! nfffttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 03:12 pm EST
Pssst...Former
Catholic here with valuable advice (m) by nikabrik,
Apr 01, 05:47 pm EST
As
long as the men know what they are doing alone with me I don't care who they
pray to. STFO. by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:32 pm EST
The
MEthodist church is a lie as well. We have no methods and we are
disorganized! nt by berthabigboobs,
Apr 01, 09:06 pm EST All
you so-called art "experts" are out of your gourds! (m) by s.n.o.w.q.u.e.e.n,
Apr 01, 08:28 am EST
Hey,
my DH gave me one of them clocks for Valentine's Day!! I love it! It goes
with my Cypress wood Jesus really nice!nt by sarcastra,
Apr 01, 08:46 am EST
I
got the Down Under one for Christmas! by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 09:03 am EST
I'm
afraid you gals have been taken in. (m) by s.n.o.w.q.u.e.e.n,
Apr 01, 10:07 am EST
Dang!
I knew it was fishy when he siad it came with the meal at Sizzler!! Oh
well, *I* still love it!! nt by sarcastra,
Apr 01, 10:16 am EST Frill-neck
Lizard! I waaannnnit! I'm impressed with your gals' cultur...ism. (nt)
by gator.tots,
Apr 01, 09:21 am EST
I
am THE authority on what IS art. Feel free to email me for feedback.
<nt> by celine.dion.rocks,
Apr 01, 09:42 am EST
Can
it Celine. I know how to sing everyone elses songs, I AM the expert.
<nt!> by michael_bolton_rocks,
Apr 01, 01:27 pm EST I
myself found the ORIGINAL Last Supper of Christ (m) by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 10:03 am EST
OMG!
That is so cool! How did you get it home? nt by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 10:06 am EST
WOW!
You were so luckly!! My Piggly Wiggly only carries Kandinsky's early
works, but I never have a coupon!! nt by sarcastra,
Apr 01, 10:18 am EST
I
THINK YOU'VE BEEN DUPED>>>more by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 11:27 am EST
YEAH
YEAH YEAH (m) by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 11:37 am EST
If
you're so rich, you could afford the plastic applicator, honey. NT
by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 12:02 pm EST YOU
LYING SACK OF CRAP!!! (more) by izygail,
Apr 01, 12:32 pm EST
The
thowt of that harry man over my kitchen table is scary. you no they had
rasors back then. <wtf> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:39 pm EST
Well,
you were taken, *I* have the original!!!n/t by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 12:59 pm EST
Yeah,
sure you do. And I was found in a local furniture store (no more
text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:51 pm EST
OMG,
that was you??? You poor thing. n/t by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:58 pm EST Tsk
tsk. *I* have the original. I have a picture of it with a coffee cup next
to the fireplace. So there. (nt) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 06:55 pm EST You
go, girl! *I* got the original "Dogs Playing Poker" at my pet shop. SO
THERE!..nt. by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 02:00 pm EST
??????
(m) by momofxmasbaby,
Apr 01, 04:12 pm EST
*MY*
Velvet Elvis IS valued and insured -- so there! (nt) by momofxmasbaby,
Apr 01, 04:13 pm EST oh
yes they are so impressive there are more words inside this post by
theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 04:45 pm EST
Not
before me. I get Bill.nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:14 pm EST
HUSSY!
<nt> by miss_el_anus,
Apr 01, 05:29 pm EST
hes
mine. i asked first. neener neener neener. there are no more words
inside this post. by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 06:05 pm EST
http://boards2.parentsplace.com/messages/get/ppcurrentdebates143/14/8/1/2/1.html
by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 07:06 pm EST
Now
now, ladies, contrary to what Hillster will have you believe, there is
plenty of the Little ex-Pres to go around! nt by william_j_clinton,
Apr 01, 09:12 pm EST
ง
I would คneverค purchase art from a lowly store GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:38 pm EST Newbie
here, I guess this could be a debate, I hope you can help...(m) by sarcastra,
Apr 01, 08:44 am EST
Have
you tried the "3 Heads are Better Than One" Board? It's a great place for
support! Find the link on the Main Page! by corrinneatpp,
Apr 01, 09:59 am EST
No,
I tried there but... by whangdoodle,
Apr 01, 10:03 am EST ~more
hands to shave you with my deer~ I say go fer it. <opp> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:43 pm EST
dont
limit yourself deer there are more words inside this post by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 04:48 pm EST
ง
I have to agree with that dimlink above GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:41 pm EST
Make
sure *she* does the laundry, dishes, cooking and anything else you don't
like. (nt) by lve2read,
Apr 01, 06:51 pm EST
????Is
your dh putting together a harem or something????nt by nikabrik,
Apr 01, 07:49 pm EST
NO
NO NO Don't tell the kids - concubines have no RIGHTS!!! <nt>
by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 08:49 pm EST Now
that warm months are upon us, I have a peeve I need to talk about.
<m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 08:55 am EST
Oh,
I totally. agree. Now this is worth debating!! Let me know what I can do to
help your cause and I (m) by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 09:42 am EST
Sure,
I can use all the help I can get. <m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 09:53 am EST ~*~*~GHASTLY~*~*~!!
M by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 11:39 am EST
Now
we backwoods hillbilly folk likes them scaly thangs, their kinda perty.
n/t by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:01 pm EST
I
am more than willing to help out any cause that benifits women in any way. I
am there. nt by fresh_tampon,
Apr 01, 01:22 pm EST
DON'T
YOU PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT???? (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 01:56 pm EST
I
HAVE examined my own toes! And they look great! This issue is serious to
me! <m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 04:32 pm EST Hey!!
Maybe we should send them some capri pants, and a Gift certificate for a
good.... by i.shop.at.sacks,
Apr 01, 02:02 pm EST
i
dont think that is a good idea there are more words inside this post
by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 04:52 pm EST
The
"prober body"? PROBE THIS, ya freak! nt by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 05:04 pm EST
That's
true... Maybe they should also recieve a g.c. for lipo?? Whaddya think?
nothingelsetosay by i.shop.at.sacks,
Apr 01, 05:37 pm EST
that
would be a good idea. there are more words inside this post by
theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 06:07 pm EST
Why
YES, I like those things. Say it again. <pant,pant> Short break while
I bookmark this post! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:45 pm EST
Well,
you are just a sicko! You want some toast for that toe jam? <nt>
by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 05:06 pm EST
Toast!
Are you out of your mind? Toe jam is only eaten off the naked belly of a
young nubile Britney wannabe! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:29 pm EST
Keep
it up! Do you have a teenage daughter? I bet your bad parenting has turned
her into a strumpet! <nt> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 05:33 pm EST
Yes,
she takes after her mother. I'm proud of my daughter, her children, &
grandchildren they are all in the business... by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 07:02 pm EST Ahhhhhhhhh...
nt by lemmehaveasniff,
Apr 01, 05:14 pm EST
Oh
yeah! It's soooo hot when those feet look like *cauliflower*! mmmm pass the
toe cheese <nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 08:52 pm EST Worried
about hormones in milk (m) by mrs.beaver,
Apr 01, 09:02 am EST
You
should break from the Herd. Quickly. People who follow other people, and
try to emulate them and (m) by gatorite,
Apr 01, 09:17 am EST
Your
diet can change the taste of your milk --M by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 11:04 am EST
If
you really want the best, you should Home Milk and forget the public milk
system>>>more by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 12:08 pm EST
How
will you expect your kids to compete in a homogenized world? They will
smell funny. nfffttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 03:38 pm EST As
long as it is *your* milk, your children will be fine. (m) by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 04:06 pm EST Hi
everyone! I just wanted to welcome you all and let you know what's coming up
for the board (m) by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:12 am EST
This
is a crock! I'M the REAL Phebe! I don't know who you are, but stop trying to
make people think you're me!! by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 09:38 am EST
thers
no need to be upset phebe, i for one am glad you are cl.Can you arrange
for matching icons? (nt) by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 10:05 am EST
Oh
My Gosh! I was just going to post about this!! I AM! I'm going to get
coordinating backgrounds AND text to go with(m) by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 10:11 am EST As
your new CL, Phebe is in charge. Everyone will become accustomed to the new
system (M) by ivannapp,
Apr 01, 10:20 am EST
But
I'M the real Phebe!!! I am I am!! I'm supposed to be in charge!!!
by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 10:28 am EST Phebe!
Phebe! OMG, this is soooo cool! I can't believe you are gonna be CL--that's
so awesome! M by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 10:38 am EST
Max!!!!
I'm so glad to see you!!!! You can tell them that I'm the real
Phebe!!! by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 10:43 am EST
*AHEM*
- I'M the real Phebe. Now just cut it out all you Phebe wanna-bes!
<nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:10 am EST
You
are a lying sack of DKNY!! I AM THE REAL PHEBE!!! I even have a profile
unlike you TROLLS!!!! NT NT NT by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 11:20 am EST
I've
noticed, too, that most of these people don't have profiles. It's sad.
Their lives are so empty! (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:00 pm EST
You
know, I don't think I can handle being lied to like this. You (or ONE of
you) is supposed to be my friend! M by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 04:31 pm EST
It's
me!! I'm your true friend!!! I don't know who all these people are
trying to make you think they are me!! (m) by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 04:47 pm EST
How
do I know now?!?! I am so confused! But there are some things that
only my friend would know. Email me! nada by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 05:09 pm EST
Look
at my user name!!! I'm the only Phebe!!! I sent you an email!!!
(((HUGS!))) NT NT NT by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 05:35 pm EST
You're
as bad as the imposter perfumes! BE GONE WITH YOUR PHEEBLE ASS!
<nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:40 am EST
I'm
dubious. You do realize that the Current Debates board has a charter?
(m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:06 pm EST
ง
Phebes is my idol. I'm so glad to hear that this board will finally have a
true leader. STFO. by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:43 pm EST ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Roll
Call~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:13 am EST
Who
are you????? Stop pretending to be me!!! Get a life!!! by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 09:26 am EST
Oops,
sorry!My SIL is visiting with her son, he's got ADHD you know, please
excuse him, he needs a new outfit I think!nt by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:31 am EST
Well,
if he's got ADHD, she should keep him home!! by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 09:59 am EST Now
little Dylan Tyler, you stop that this instant! That's it, I'm calling our
Nanny On Call to take care of you!!! by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 10:08 am EST
Lurker
here.... by whangdoodle,
Apr 01, 09:58 am EST
BettyAnn
(M) by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 11:07 am EST
Hagatha
- long time lurker - FINALLY fitting in! NT by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 11:36 am EST
Padme
Naberrie here, AKA Queen Amidala, AKA Luke and Leia's mom, AKA Anakin's
chick. <nt> by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 12:53 pm EST
Mrs.
Goodhead n/t by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:03 pm EST
Sigh.
Child, if we follow your delusion, will you seek help? I am Wannallamanow,
spiritual seeker. <nt> by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:07 pm EST
my
mommy says that i am theweekestlink there are more words inside by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 05:00 pm EST
Jerri.NMT
by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:16 pm EST
Natasha
Geraldine Omar St.Vincent De Mile. STFO by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:44 pm EST ****QOTD:
Which is better for make-up? MAC or Chanel? Post your answers here
Ladies!***** by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:14 am EST
Monica
Lewinsky uses MAC, but I think that brand is for suckers. NT by mrs.beaver,
Apr 01, 10:00 am EST
If
she uses it, then I have to concur. nt by william_j_clinton,
Apr 01, 05:16 pm EST I
prefer MAXC...just keeps on going and going. NT by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 10:04 am EST
I
love this board-I always learn new things! A question for you tho-
~moore~ by bytchncamaro,
Apr 01, 10:27 am EST
I
prefer Mario Badescu, myself M by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 11:13 am EST
Makeup
will disguise your outer blemishes, but what will help your inner spirit?
(m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:11 pm EST
I
go for the all natural stuff. That way the producers and Bill know what they
are getting.nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:18 pm EST
ง
What do you recommend Phebes? I'll use whatever you do. STFO by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:46 pm EST
I
don't wear makeup - I have natural beauty. AND original art (nt) by
hibernater,
Apr 01, 06:58 pm EST Mad
Elm Disease - what do we eat now? MORE by madregoose,
Apr 01, 09:14 am EST
I
think it's high time cannibalism got the respect and consideration it
deserves... <n/t> by e.norma.stitts,
Apr 01, 09:30 am EST
We
are not doomed. Those whose spirits are enlightened can subsist on air, you
know. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:14 pm EST *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^^*Clothing
Debates here: Thanks!! : )*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:15 am EST
Do
you press your capri pants? M by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 11:16 am EST
*Natural*
is for hillbillies... please read darling. <m> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:31 am EST
ง
You don't really mean that do you Phebes? GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:50 pm EST Spiritually
enlightened beings don't need clothes. Clothes exist to hide the outer
person--(m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:16 pm EST
Amen!
and strip the parson's wife! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 07:04 pm EST
*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%Make-up/Accessory
Debates Here, Thank you!!! : )*%*%*%*%*%*%%*%*%* by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:17 am EST
Can
someone help me please???? by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 09:31 am EST
I
did not!!!!! I'm the real Phebe!!!! Everyone stop making fun of
me!!!!! by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 09:33 am EST
N
FRICKIN' T!!!!!! gahhd phebes, educate your SIL, will ya?nt by e.bennett,
Apr 01, 10:40 am EST
But
I AM the real Phebe!!! This other person is trying to make you think
she's me!!! NT NT NT!!! by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 10:48 am EST battery
acid would work.... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 09:34 am EST
dh's
sure does. *gag* nt by ohjustbiteme,
Apr 01, 09:37 am EST Have
you tried a Makita power sander? That's what works for me when I take off
my KISS makeup. nt by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 10:42 am EST I
pray to the LORD that HE shows you the correct make-up so you can attract a
man. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:48 pm EST
But
M.M., REAL Godly women don't wear makeup.. makeup's the devil's tool!
<nt> by big_ass_maxi_pad,
Apr 01, 12:52 pm EST
Make
up is the work of OUR LORD, my Maxi-pad friend.......more by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:02 pm EST
Maxi
pad here.... <m> by michael_bolton_rocks,
Apr 01, 01:31 pm EST Look,
I have SEEN the devils tool, and its NOT make up. (nt) by mountmebigboy,
Apr 01, 02:24 pm EST
I
will pray for you that THE LORD finds you a husband to stop your
sinning! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:50 pm EST
I
do have a fashion dilema GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:53 pm EST *#*#HOT
HOT HOT Topics, oooh, sizzle!! LOL! What's the latest gossip? Post it Here!
(This is the important stuff!)*#*#*# by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:18 am EST
Here's
my Hot Topic: Who the heck would WANT to kidnap that skank Russell Crowe? NT
by mrs.beaver,
Apr 01, 09:58 am EST
Gods
forgive me! ~M~ by gladiator.maximus,
Apr 01, 10:18 am EST
Are
you talking about me, by any chance? If you don't like my name, you can
eat my toga. <nt> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 10:57 am EST Phebesjj
is my love slave. Do you really think PP would allow a slattern like that to
run this board? by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 07:08 pm EST ****Oops,
almost forgot the website's! Post your little darlings links here! Can't wait
to see what they're wearing!!*** by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 09:20 am EST
This
board is too nuts for me, I'll be back tomorrow.nt by gator_brit1,
Apr 01, 09:44 am EST
good.
by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 09:47 am EST
LOL!
<nt> by celine.dion.rocks,
Apr 01, 10:13 am EST Sounds
like you have a hair up yer butt hears my BIC. <emt> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:45 pm EST You
people are so mean!! You need to get a life!!! Someone is pretending to be me
and it's not fair!!! (m) by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 09:47 am EST
I
assure you, Phebe, M by ivannapp,
Apr 01, 11:22 am EST
You
should ban that phake Phebe!!! I'm the real one!!! I can prove it!!! (m)
by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 11:27 am EST
Ironically
*I* actually found an original Vera Wang wedding dress on the rack at
Filene's Basement Blowout--only $150! by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 04:41 pm EST Practical
Environmentalism: How Do You Apply... by not_so_fresh_feeling,
Apr 01, 10:11 am EST
My
husband and I share a toothbrush. We feel it's not only an expression of our
love, <m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 10:25 am EST
Toilet
paper.... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 10:25 am EST
we
SHARE an SUV and it's becoming a royal pain>>>more by kapoomom,
Apr 01, 11:12 am EST
Oh
honey I'm so sorry! You really should think about getting a second SUV for
your own use!! (m) by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 11:22 am EST What
does recycle mean? <nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:19 am EST
well,
what do you do with last season clothes? <nt> by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 11:20 am EST
Well
I throw them in the trash of course! What else would I do with them???
*sniff* <nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:35 am EST Its
receyecle, get it right. I reuse tp, macksipads, tampons, rasors, i use my
hair as dental floss. <pyt> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:47 pm EST we
wash an re use our condoms (m) by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 11:19 am EST
My
kinda chick. Got a pic? nt by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 12:41 pm EST
*blows
whistle* foul! Learn to spell conjunctions correctly, for Pete's sake!
Fine: $250 nfffttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 02:42 pm EST
that
is a great idea there are more words inside this post by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 05:06 pm EST I
only shop at SACKS on alternating Tuesdays rather than going every week.
nt by the_queen_b,
Apr 01, 11:21 am EST
Diapers.
Rinse them out and throw them in the dryer. I buy one pack of Pampers every
4 months. <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 11:29 am EST
I
use sanitary pads as shoulder pads and eye covers. I'm SO proud of myself!
<nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:33 am EST
We
rinse and reuse our condoms too -m- by im_a_super_freak,
Apr 01, 11:35 am EST
My
name says it all! <nt> by big_ass_maxi_pad,
Apr 01, 11:54 am EST
Why
do you think the Gungans really didn't like the Naboo? <m> by
queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 12:59 pm EST
You
can make a real sweet baby blanket from your dryer lint! Try it! NOTEXT
by madregoose,
Apr 01, 01:48 pm EST
I've
been collecting cat hair, spinning it into yarn, and am working on an
organic quilt. Too bad dh's allergic...<nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 02:01 pm EST
Kewl.
I have used a lot of my own hair left over from the 80's metal days!
<nt> by deaf_leppard,
Apr 01, 02:23 pm EST Recycling
can be not only political, but spiritual as well. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:22 pm EST
I
recycle old lovers. I hook them before the gloss fades and use them to make
me some money when they deteriorate.nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 04:56 pm EST
I
have recycled tons of stuff, I even eat off of sticks.nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:19 pm EST
Welllll
let me see <m> by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 09:08 pm EST How
about a debate on an important issue? (m) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 11:17 am EST
Id
have to say David Bowie <nft> by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 11:21 am EST
The
make-up artist. When he left the band, they fell apart. <nt> by
eye_village,
Apr 01, 11:24 am EST
Huh?
Could ya speak up dude? My hearing's kinda damaged from the 80's y'know.
<nt> by deaf_leppard,
Apr 01, 02:24 pm EST
I'm
with ya on the Paul Stanley thing.... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:17 pm EST
Isn't
he, though? Have you bought your Official P.S. Vibrator yet? (nt)
by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 05:46 pm EST Richard
Simmons is the backbone you losers! Geezuz, the way he used to stick his
tongue out drove me wild! <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 04:24 pm EST
That's
so sick! How dare you dirty the good name of KISS by bringing that nancy
boy Richard Simmons into it! (m) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 05:11 pm EST
YOU
are the one that brought this up. Richard is the lead singer, and HE is
the backbone you spineless twit! <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:00 pm EST
YOU
are the twit, you twit! Paul Stanley is the lead singer! And the guy with
the tongue is GENE Simmons, not that (m) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 06:08 pm EST
You
are so wrong here, and I'll find a web site to back it up. Richard is the
lead singer, Paul was on guitar <more> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:24 pm EST
OF
COURSE Paul plays guitar, you lowlife, ignorant cretin! And Gene plays
bass! DUH! (m) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 07:39 pm EST
Sticks
and stones. I know the truth and you can try to make yourself look smart
all you want. <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 07:52 pm EST
Where's
this website you speak of, O Wise One? Get your head out of your rectal
cavity, will ya! (nt) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 07:56 pm EST
lalalalala
I am not listening to you anymore lalalalalala by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:15 pm EST
Oh
yeah, THAT'S the mark of a good debater. nt by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 08:32 pm EST Bill
Clinton is the bone I want.nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:20 pm EST
OH,
you said back bone! Well then it would have to be Paul Stanley.nmt
by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:21 pm EST
Oh,
yeah, baby! Give me that Star Child makeup and a hunk o' big Paul!
(nt) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 05:48 pm EST
I'm
sorry, but PS looked like a woman with that star crap. Richard looked
sexy with his red tongue. mmmm <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:02 pm EST
I
ought to report you to the KISS Army! They'll beat the lying sack of
crap out of you for dirtying (m) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 06:11 pm EST I'm
right here for ya baby.... C'mon over......nt by william_j_clinton,
Apr 01, 09:14 pm EST I'd
love to have that Ace in my hole!!! nt by nikabrik,
Apr 01, 07:51 pm EST Have
child-leashes been debated here? by eye_village,
Apr 01, 11:22 am EST
ITA
- children NEED to know their place! They are SHORT PEOPLE. nT by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 11:34 am EST
Use
a shock collar - that's how I keep my little geniuses in line (nt) by
computer_hog,
Apr 01, 11:36 am EST
Those
invisible fences will keep them in line too! <nt> by the.real.slim.phebjj,
Apr 01, 11:44 am EST I
usually -m- by im_a_super_freak,
Apr 01, 11:45 am EST
Why
make them leave the house?? I don't-- just keep DD chained up... by
lorasmom,
Apr 01, 12:18 pm EST
Good
for you! I bet hethan single mothers aren't as good a parent as you!! I pray
for their souls. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:46 pm EST
I
keep a rasor in my purse just in case the little won gits out a line.
<tlc> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 12:49 pm EST
You
know those one kind of leashes that you can let them walk free or you can
tighten it up??? by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:10 pm EST
***Crying
at keyboard from laughing so hard!*** oh MAN! GOOD ONE! <nt>
by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:53 pm EST If
the leash doesn't work, two words: duct tape <nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 02:04 pm EST
YOU
ARE ALL SO CRUEL!!! Cruel, cruel, CRUEL!!! What, do you think leashes are a
FUNNY thing? (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:27 pm EST
I
am immune to emotional blackmail. Get some therapy, hun, or get back to
your bleeding hut. *brazen stare* nfffftttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 02:42 pm EST
Ah,
but are you immune from hatred from your children??? (M) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:59 pm EST
!
I bought you a pony and now you want a llama?! Get off mom's puter now
and get back into your room! by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 03:36 pm EST I'm
praying for you, you angry bitter woman! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:13 pm EST
I
feel sorry for you, with your one-track, one-line posts. Your prayer is
an empty thing! (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 03:18 pm EST
You
are an angry woman. Perhaps if we had a prayer circle you could find THE
LORD? NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:33 pm EST
You
actually take him with you... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:20 pm EST
What
do you need a leash for? The Nanny takes care of the children, so I can
shop! No need for a leash! NT NT NT by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 05:13 pm EST
You
people are sick and cruel, the best method is to let them drip from your
breasts! <M> by free_the_fluids,
Apr 01, 07:06 pm EST
A
leash is helpful but works best when used in tandem with a whip. nt
by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 07:10 pm EST
I
have one of those double-leash thingies...(more) by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 07:34 pm EST OK
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by computer_hog,
Apr 01, 11:43 am EST
AND
ANOTHER THING by computer_hog,
Apr 01, 11:47 am EST
Didn't
you leave already? guess that addiction's got a firm hold!!!!! nt by
e.bennett,
Apr 01, 11:47 am EST
I'm
leaving now! So there! nt by computer_hog,
Apr 01, 11:48 am EST OH,
PLEASE don't LEAVE!!! M by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 11:49 am EST
You
go girl! More.... by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 11:52 am EST
Don't
let the door hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha! NT by pun.control.freak,
Apr 01, 11:52 am EST
ACTUALLY
YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!(m) by cunning_linguist,
Apr 01, 11:54 am EST
You
might want to redo that spelling section. . . . . by grammar.slammer,
Apr 01, 11:56 am EST
I
pray that you find the strength to continue your campaign against these
hethan single mothers by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:33 pm EST
I
homeschool too! Well, actually my Nanny does the homeschooling. I can't have
my kid's in school with (m) by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 12:55 pm EST
I'm
giving my kids away. One's gonna be raised on a sandy, barren planet, the
other one becomes a senator. by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 01:02 pm EST
Uh,
oh! My first baby is still in my womb!! Do ya'll think this board will hurt
my unborn child? (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 01:40 pm EST
Does
Seasme Street count as Homeschooling? Oh and Telletubbies for foreign
studies. nt by bobbysmom89,
Apr 01, 01:40 pm EST
You
know, you can get your homeschool supplies really cheap at Price Club.
nadatexta by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 01:53 pm EST
Chilllll
mama! Hey, I never understood the meaning of the name of my band but ya
don't see me freakin'! <nt> by deaf_leppard,
Apr 01, 02:26 pm EST
Finally!!!
The voice of Reason!!! (m) by mommytolarryandmo,
Apr 01, 03:29 pm EST
WHAT
IS THIS CRAP????? HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME!!! by camputerhag,
Apr 01, 07:39 pm EST Everyone
looks at their poop before they flush...... by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 12:02 pm EST
To
quote something I read in a toilet stall once: if your shit floats, you're
healthy. As for outhouses... by eye_village,
Apr 01, 12:23 pm EST
The
LORD gave you that poop!!! You had BETTER look back and ENJOY our LORD'S
GIFT! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:40 pm EST
We
have our quality family time every night with our poop-flushing party. Fave
game is GUESS MY LUNCH! nt by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 12:49 pm EST
This
is what I usually do (MRI) by butt.nugget,
Apr 01, 01:06 pm EST
*sigh*...
okay - ya caught me. I stand red handed. The gig's up. The party's over. I'm
busted. The...<nt> by happy_4_butt_sex,
Apr 01, 01:10 pm EST
Did
you know that "going number 3" is corn poop? Sorry, couldn't find a
link...<nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 02:06 pm EST
It
has been so long since I flushed I am not sure what I did before. Now it
would be in wonder of the plumbing.nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:22 pm EST Tampons
and Peanuts (m) by fresh_tampon,
Apr 01, 12:02 pm EST
I
find this subject absorbing! I am stuck like sticky adhesive to this cause!
<nt> by big_ass_maxi_pad,
Apr 01, 12:05 pm EST
You
need shaving lessons. (m) by lemmehaveasniff,
Apr 01, 05:20 pm EST Idea!
I'm going to start using peanuts INSTEAD of tampons! Thanks! NT by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 12:27 pm EST
The
LORD gave you blood to show you your SINS - DON'T ENJOY YOUR MENSTURAL
BLOOD!! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:38 pm EST
Did
someone call for me? <nt> by big_ass_maxi_pad,
Apr 01, 12:56 pm EST
Hey,
they might be talking to me too--and I can get Big *ss Maxi Pads at Price
Club, 300 for a dollar! nadatexta by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 01:48 pm EST I
slept with a chick once m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 01:02 pm EST
the
stoopid bitch ATE it???? (nt) by mountmebigboy,
Apr 01, 02:32 pm EST
never
seen that parlor trick done before, huh? Feh. Amateur. nfffttt by
syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 02:52 pm EST I'm
all for this cause! Tampons and peanuts - gross! I will gladly sign your
petition if <m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 01:03 pm EST
I
would be more than happy to as I said above. Just send it my way. Thanks a
lot for helping me. nt by fresh_tampon,
Apr 01, 01:23 pm EST *waves
a Chick Tract* Get back! Tampons are evil! They are Satan's little cotton
fingers! nffffttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 02:45 pm EST
Tampons?
We don't need no stinkin' tampons!! What the he!! do you need a tampon
for???? nt by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 04:50 pm EST Pet
Peeve - my house is a tourist attraction! by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 12:21 pm EST
You
stand alone you condescending wench! Those of us who live in trailers would
LOVE to live in a nice house(more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:39 pm EST
Hey
I know what you mean CD babe.. they come to my place too but I can't hear
the doorbell. <nt> by deaf_leppard,
Apr 01, 02:27 pm EST
i
just love your music you are my hero there are more words inside this
post by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 05:24 pm EST ง
I would advise stronger security GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 06:58 pm EST Swallowing:what's
wrong wtih broads today? m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 12:29 pm EST
Here's
what we do....... by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 12:39 pm EST
HOW
DARE you even THINK something like that on the LORD'S DAY?? I will pray for
your soul. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:45 pm EST
Loosen
up lady m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 12:57 pm EST
You
SINFUL man you! YOU aren't advocating use in the way that THE LORD
intended!! I will pray for your soul! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:05 pm EST
Oh
I use it in all of it's divine intention. Trust me. nt by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 01:41 pm EST Somebody
needs good, rough sex PERIOD. Fuddy duddy. <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 01:04 pm EST Swallowing
spunk? Gross! If I did that, my husband would refuse to share a toothbrush!
<m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 01:07 pm EST
If
it's so great, then HE can swallow it. Take a yoga class and leave yer wife
alone! nt by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 01:18 pm EST
What
are YOU eating that makes it taste sooo nasty??? by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:24 pm EST
Actually,
I think it is a very economical way to get a serving of protein--DH
(condomheadchandler) is quite pleased. M by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 01:57 pm EST
I
swallow. It helps induce labor. no text by i.shop.at.sacks,
Apr 01, 02:05 pm EST
It
has no sales appeal. Customers want to SEE the spunk so they KNOW the deed
was done. And you call yourself a man?nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:04 pm EST
I
would only swallow for Bill or Colby.nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:24 pm EST
As
if you would ever get near my penis! Keep dreaming you beeeeyaaatch
NFT by colbyfromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:37 pm EST
What
do you mean? I have BTDT and you know it.nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:57 pm EST ง
You also need to find a real woman GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 07:00 pm EST
Save
it in a baby food jar & spread it on toast! YUM-O-RAMA! <nt>
by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 08:57 pm EST
Oh
puleeeze! (MORE) by philslastlover,
Apr 01, 09:01 pm EST
Come
again? You think a chick is too broad to be a swallow? I agree, but you
should have expressed it more clearly. NT by pristine_p,
Apr 01, 10:16 pm EST Single
mothers are what is wrong with America!! by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:30 pm EST
About
yer first line m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 12:42 pm EST
Your
nasties don't belong on this board! Please leave before I report you.
<nt> by michael_bolton_rocks,
Apr 01, 01:16 pm EST
If
they did that in the first place they wouldn't be single mothers! (nt)
by bobbysmom89,
Apr 01, 01:25 pm EST I
find your last line to resonate terribly of closed-mindedness. Single
mothers work so hard(more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:32 pm EST
Single
mothers are what is RIGHT with America. They are proof that sex outside
marriage is alive and well. nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:07 pm EST Sex
on the dining room table? (m) by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 12:34 pm EST
LIAR!!
TROLL!! Everyone knows that you don't wear lingerie when having sex on the
dining room table!!!!nt by the_weakest_link,
Apr 01, 12:44 pm EST
Nakkid
sex is for perverts! I sure as HE!! don't wear a Fork there, you SICKO!
nt by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 01:04 pm EST I've
seen leopard print condoms... would those match your dining set? NT
by i.shop.at.sacks,
Apr 01, 02:08 pm EST
whoa
babe! You're talkin' the deaf leppard's lingo ~ I'm all about leopard
print! <nt> by deaf_leppard,
Apr 01, 02:29 pm EST At
least you are married! I'm praying for you. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:26 pm EST
I
always match them to my lingerie. by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:26 pm EST
As
long as it's well padded, I say go ahead! (I don't care about the condoms as
long as they are XXL.) nt by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 04:52 pm EST
Don't
worry about wiping the table. You know how people love to pick at things
with their nails. nt by lemmehaveasniff,
Apr 01, 05:22 pm EST
We
can't have sex on our dining-room table anymore...(more) by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 07:39 pm EST I'M
SICK OF BEING UNAPPRECIATED! <m> by big_ass_maxi_pad,
Apr 01, 12:47 pm EST
Pmsing.alot
are we? Maxipads are for bible-rolling goody goodies. Get yourself a KEEPER!
<entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 01:09 pm EST
I
switched from WalMart to Price Club for my Maxi's because they have them
with Mickey faces, 1000 for $2!!!!! nadatexta by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 04:11 pm EST
Aw,
kwitcher whinin' already! Those tampon kooks will get their just desserts!
Someone'll forget they have their (m) by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 04:55 pm EST *************************PRAYER
CIRCLE HERE**************************** by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:49 pm EST
In
hopes that you all find men and religion to show you the err of your ways,
my hands are outstretched to......... by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:51 pm EST
Talk
to the hand <<<<<<<<< weirdo and take it
someplace else!! I know a June '00 that is in great need of PRAYER
<nt by the_weakest_link,
Apr 01, 12:53 pm EST
Outstretch
my way toots m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 01:00 pm EST
Finally!
a REAL man! - yoohoo!!! <nt> by happy_4_butt_sex,
Apr 01, 01:04 pm EST
I
don't pray, but I do prey. What kind of bible thumping board is this anyway?
<losers.entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 01:00 pm EST
I
pray for world peace and environmental action .....m by georgewbush,
Apr 01, 01:06 pm EST
Ya'll
please pray for my unborn child! Thanks! Ya'll are so sweet! *SMOOCHES*
(nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 01:49 pm EST
I
pray that the hot babe I'm meeting today is really 14 and not an FBI agent.
nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:10 pm EST
I
pray that I don't get anuther ingrown hair on my anus. That reely hurts.
<owy> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 05:21 pm EST
i
prey that i get my dreams to come true. there are no more words inside of
this post. by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 05:30 pm EST
I
will pray for all of you sick perverse people that take pleasure in
pretending to be me by camputerhag,
Apr 01, 07:42 pm EST
I
pray that you will all become almost as enlightened and sophisticated as I
am. by pristine_p,
Apr 01, 10:23 pm EST *******************POST
ALL APOLOGIES HERE********************* more by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 12:53 pm EST
I
am truly sorry that you are such a tight a$$ m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 12:59 pm EST
Just
because you and your hussy girlfriends need forgiveness, doesn't mean the
rest of us do. pppffftttt <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 12:59 pm EST
If
you think I'm going to forgive the $10,000 you lost on the MD/Duke game +
the two whores, think again!! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:13 pm EST
I'm
still waiting for you people to apologize to me by camputerhag,
Apr 01, 07:44 pm EST Question
about fine wine - I just **know** you'll be able to help! by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 01:12 pm EST
FINALLY
an interesting debate! I can't wait to see the morons on this board try to
take a shot at this one! by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:28 pm EST
FYI...
by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:28 pm EST
Well,
dear, that Polish wine sounds very, um, interesting, but we usually go with
French when we entertain. TNT by pristine_p,
Apr 01, 10:26 pm EST Let's
debate Fetishes, or are you all too CHICKEN??? <more> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 01:13 pm EST
Oh,
now that sounds delightful!! Can I join the 2 of you?? Are you free Friday
night? Say around 10ish?<nt by the_weakest_link,
Apr 01, 01:17 pm EST
I
dress my husband up like a baby and put him in a carriage so I can pretend
my baby is way ahead developmentally (nt) by computer_hog,
Apr 01, 01:26 pm EST
Oh
oh oh!!! ***ROFLMAO!!**** Can't take it! LOL!!! <nt> by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:47 pm EST Oh
this is so disgusting I think I'm going to barf. How do you live with
yourself? (no more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:26 pm EST
To
have DH beg to be in the middle of .... by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:28 pm EST
I
love it when Anakin uses his lightsaber on me. Feels SO goooood!! ~nt~
by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 01:35 pm EST
You
are horrible horrible people! THE LORD gave us a precious gift for our
husbands to tell us when, and you DEFILE IT! by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:42 pm EST
I
like it from *behind* while I got a toilet seat stuck around my ass. *blush*
<nt> by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:48 pm EST
I
like a gun barrel up my ass (greased) nt. by dex66,
Apr 01, 04:44 pm EST
Be
sure to shave your anus first, so that the hair doesnt get cawt on the end
of the barrel. <fyi> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 05:19 pm EST No,
I'm not CHICKEN! In fact, that's my fetish! The FREAKIN' CHICKEN! There! You
happy now? nt by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 04:57 pm EST
Fetish
is a pejorative word. I prefer the term "glorious pleasures" nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:17 pm EST
I'll
take it any way that I can. Fetishes can be a delightful way of increasing
total enjoyment. STFO by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 07:02 pm EST I
have had it ..............................m by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 01:13 pm EST
Oh
git yer head outta the gutter! Ive never eben seen you hear befour Im sure I
wood have remmmememberd----> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 01:18 pm EST
Don't
leave! Really we love you! We want you to stay! This board won't be the
same...oh crap. get the F out. <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 01:19 pm EST
That
was so uncalled for, I'm running straight to IV/PP to have this post
removed! (no more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:26 pm EST
Are
you going to keep running to mommy or do you wannabe a real woman and
take me on?? <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 01:29 pm EST
Your
utter lack of wit and knowledge bores me. I dare you to come back with a
slick response, you village idiot! (NT) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 01:35 pm EST
Why
should I?? Youre the one who's walking out the door! Get out of here
already! <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 04:35 pm EST
Coodn't
think of sumfin good to say back huh? Dont feel bad, their are some
brains on this bored, hard to keep up ~m~ by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 04:54 pm EST
Yeah,
not all of us are geniuses!.....nt by ohgrowup,
Apr 01, 06:17 pm EST
What
you can't come up with something better than that? Where's that quick
wit? How about YOU<more text> by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 07:25 pm EST
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!
CLASSIC! <nt> by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:59 pm EST Please
don't go Phebe. I will be your friend even if no one else will. (((HUGS)))
to you. nt by fresh_tampon,
Apr 01, 01:26 pm EST
It's
not me!!! DUH!!! Can't you read? It's some Spider chick!!! It's not me!!
(m) by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 05:16 pm EST
Are
you the dumbest person on the planet? It's not a spider you twat! I mean
twit! <nt> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 05:18 pm EST http://boards2.parentsplace.com/messages/get/ppcurrentdebates143/43/4.html
by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:32 pm EST
I
will pray for you.. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:34 pm EST
ROFLMAO!
Moral Majority.. we would expect NO other response! LOL!
<nt>> by toilet.seat.ass,
Apr 01, 01:58 pm EST
But
there IS no other responce. THE LORD is my shepherd....... NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:00 pm EST My
advice: LONG walk, short plank. Don't send a postcard! NFT by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 01:57 pm EST
Im
really sorry you feel this way. (nt) by immac_da_minge,
Apr 01, 03:10 pm EST
i
am so sorry you feel this way...don't let the door hit you in the a$$.nt
by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:30 pm EST
What's
yer problem? There's no clique here! WTF is that supposed to mean? You
cryin' in yer beer fer nothin'?? nt by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 05:00 pm EST
i
iwll be your friend just stay a couple hundred miles away and i will love
you there is no more words in this post. by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 05:35 pm EST
I'm
so sorry, honey, but don't worry. (more) by pristine_p,
Apr 01, 10:33 pm EST CHURCH
JUST ENDED and you people are still here!!!! by computer_hog,
Apr 01, 01:25 pm EST
Seems
you are still here to. Must be hard to be an addict. Do you plan on telling
your children m by fresh_tampon,
Apr 01, 01:32 pm EST
My
husband tells me when to make love. doesn't yours? I'll pray that you have a
husband to guide you. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:33 pm EST
Absence
makes the heart grow fond... by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 01:37 pm EST
Let
the FORCE guide you to a better life. You don't need a church for the FORCE.
by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 01:44 pm EST
what
is a church there is no more words inside this post by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 05:36 pm EST
STOP
PRETENDING TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by camputerhag,
Apr 01, 07:46 pm EST Hi,
everybody! I know this isn't an EC, but ya'll are so smart, I thought you
could help...(MT) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 01:38 pm EST
I
think bending over is what got you in your condition in the first place
m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 01:44 pm EST
Dropping
things on the floor makes you pregnant??? (more) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:26 pm EST
I
like a broad who plays dumb m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 06:23 pm EST I
will pray for your child and that you have a husband to guide you and your
child. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:45 pm EST
You
are a woman! You can do anything you want, without advice or interference
from anyone! <nt> by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 04:12 pm EST
I
have an important religious quesiton for ya'll....(more) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 01:46 pm EST
I
had a dream that your baby is the dalai llama. better send him to tibet
right away! Is that where pack animals go? nt by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 01:53 pm EST
Laughing
at others' spiritual beliefs is the sign of a very sad soul. I am DEEPLY
offended! <nt> by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:40 pm EST
Oh,
I'm sorry! Make that the "dolly llama". Better? nt by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 02:42 pm EST
Oooh,
that's a great name for the baby! I just LOVE Dolly Parton. Thanks for the
idea! (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:30 pm EST You
and your blasphamous child will be going straight to HELL how dare you take
THE LORD'S DAY? NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:54 pm EST
I
pray while I shave my bush. Does that make me a sinnner? <xtc>
by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 05:16 pm EST
But
I'm not going to take it anywhere, I just may have a baby on that day. I'm
sorry! I'm confused? (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:39 pm EST I
have a doctor who will induce you for a small fee. I suggest to name your
child GOD nomatter the gender. <nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 01:56 pm EST
If
your baby is born on XMas day, you must name him Diarrhea (or
Tiarrhea)...<nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 02:12 pm EST
Are
you implying that there would be something *wrong* with a female spiritual
leader? (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:41 pm EST
Do
I have to pay a tax to name my child? (more) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:36 pm EST
You
are going to HELL. I'm praying for your soul. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 06:03 pm EST Whatever
you do...(m) by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 04:09 pm EST
Oh,
no! Dear Hubby is a doctor. But he's a proctologist. Can he still come to
the birth? Thx! (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:37 pm EST
AM
I A FREAK? I NEED ADVICE. PLEASE. <more> by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 01:46 pm EST
Put
your trust in the FORCE, and it will guide you on all your journey's.
~nt~ by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 01:49 pm EST
I
will pray for your soul you sick sick man!! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 01:57 pm EST
I
would prefer that you pray for elasticity in my muscles and bones. thanx.
nt by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 02:02 pm EST
ROFL!
<nt> by old_acne_butt,
Apr 01, 02:09 pm EST No
not a freak.... by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 02:09 pm EST
say
my name , say my name....(nt) by mountmebigboy,
Apr 01, 02:31 pm EST
huh
huh, well, um... *cough*. it won't feel right but if that's what you
want... *ahem*... Mount me big boy! (m) by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 02:39 pm EST
You
both should be in CHURCH!! Get married if you want to express your bodies
to each other! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:22 pm EST You
are a freak!! Isn't there a support board for people like you???
<nt> by eye_village,
Apr 01, 03:39 pm EST
Try
doing lots of stretching exersizes just before and after(that way you don't
sprain anything).nt by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:33 pm EST
I
know I saw a movie showing how to do this. Let me check my cable bill and
see if I can find a link. nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:44 pm EST I
wasn't going to say anything, BUT I THINK I MUST!!!! (more, vent inside)
by irate_playgrouper,
Apr 01, 01:52 pm EST
Im
so glad Im not the only won! Witch playgroup are you on Candy, i'd like to
join! (m) by mommy2angelbabies447,
Apr 01, 01:59 pm EST
I'm
so glad to see you here! I was on my way over to post the same thing. You
are all heartless witches! *m* by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 01:59 pm EST
What
do you mean? Everyone here is so nice! I'm srry you are having a bad day.
*smooches* (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 02:02 pm EST
Aaaawwww,
did we hurt your widdle feelwings? n/t by mrs.goodhead,
Apr 01, 02:04 pm EST
Healing
comes from within. Perhaps if you were to organize a Humming Circle on your
playgroup, it would help. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:44 pm EST
Go
back to your playgroup. We big meanies eat candy for lunch. <nt>
by eye_village,
Apr 01, 03:42 pm EST
Here
are some **HUGS**--but please, do try not to wrinkle my new DKNY suit--it is
freshly starched. BUT--M by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 04:03 pm EST
You're
right!!! There so mean here!! All I wanted to do was make some friend's!!!
But there all jealous!!! NT NT NT by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 05:38 pm EST
We
use vulgar language? Oh, so like shit isn't a vulgar word, that you just
used Miss Potty Mouth? (m) by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 05:41 pm EST
Oh,
yeah. It's always the CDers that go hurt the fee fees of the PGers. Yeah,
that's right. It was us. Bleeecchh! nt by gatorite,
Apr 01, 05:52 pm EST
{{HUGS}}more{{HUGS}}hands
moving lower{{HUGS}}squeeze the butt{{HUGS}}try for a boob{{HUGS}} Dang, I
love playgroups!nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 06:41 pm EST Help
me name my baby! (M) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 01:58 pm EST
If
you pray really hard THE LORD will give you the answer! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:03 pm EST
The
Lord likes Kaiytliin Meeschul, but we might still have a boy, you never
know! (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:47 pm EST
THE
LORD knows. and THE LORD has a plan. I'm praying for you. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 06:01 pm EST How
about Heeeyouuu Jee. Rehxshiun? Has a nice ring to it. nt by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 02:04 pm EST
My
feeling (honest opinion) is that they are all total crap.(nt) by mountmebigboy,
Apr 01, 02:27 pm EST
I'm
confused. You think "they are all total crap" is a good name? (more)
by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:46 pm EST You
*HAVE* to go Eskimo then--->more by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 02:29 pm EST
Oooh,
that's a great idea! And DH loves Eskimo Pies. Thanks! (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:51 pm EST Th'
only name fine inough is a redneck name,ah suggess Billy Joe Bob nt
by rednecklovah,
Apr 01, 02:42 pm EST
Oh
my gosh, that's Hubby's name! How did you know? That is so amazing! Wow!
(nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:42 pm EST A
name is merely a signpost indicating what is within. Coming up with a name
beforehand negates any connection. (m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:46 pm EST
Thanks!
I will let me inner being know. Do you think it has email? *HUGS* (nt)
by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:53 pm EST LaTush
is nice for a girl, and Schlong (of german origin) for a boy? (nt) by
immac_da_minge,
Apr 01, 03:12 pm EST
My
kids are named M by im_bettyann_ur,
Apr 01, 03:18 pm EST
Ooh,
those are great names! We have nicknames picked out, too....(more)
by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:50 pm EST Those
are the studiest names I've ever seen. You're a moron. Get off this board
you PHREAK! <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 04:19 pm EST
You
don't have to insult my education...(more) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 05:44 pm EST Is
your last name Long" Dong is a good boys name! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:40 pm EST
Mike
Hunt. nt by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 06:02 pm EST
yeah,
but that could sound a bit rude. nt by dex66,
Apr 01, 06:22 pm EST
Grounds
to shoot 'em, dontcha think? nt by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 08:40 pm EST How
about Rolinda Hay? Or maybe Lucinda Bondage? (nt) by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 06:02 pm EST NEVER
MARRY AN ESKIMO!!!! , more by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 01:59 pm EST
But
at least you have a husband, my friend. Come join my prayer group to pray
for all these single mothers. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:01 pm EST
So
typical of a "religious" person-----> more by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 02:09 pm EST
I'm
praying really hard for you! May THE LORD forgive you! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:51 pm EST
What
kind of sauce would go well with missionairy? nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 03:01 pm EST
"OUR
FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN......." NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:17 pm EST
<grin>Hard
sauce !?! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 05:37 pm EST
At
least your mate doesn't run off and become the murderer of billions! Think
of how I feel...<nt> by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 02:06 pm EST
If
you live in a decent igloo I will trade gladly. nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 02:13 pm EST Have
you tried the Inuit Living board?? M by pun.control.freak,
Apr 01, 02:33 pm EST
Thet
is no way t'treat a lady like yo'. by rednecklovah,
Apr 01, 02:39 pm EST
With
love and clear eyes, you need to see that humpback whale, not the pockets of
dust. (M) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:51 pm EST
Thank
you..with tears in my eyes----->more by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 03:03 pm EST
Your
"blubber boy" is the One for you. Ditch Redneckluvah--he is only
interested...(m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 03:24 pm EST Who
cares about all that stuff...is he good with the cold meat? Is he creative
with the ice cubes?.....nt by tonguemybunghole,
Apr 01, 04:51 pm EST Why
do you people like gators so much? by momof3boys1girl1man,
Apr 01, 02:03 pm EST
Because
they're big, long, hard and bumpy. Like me. (nt) by hugh_g._rection,
Apr 01, 02:06 pm EST
LOL
!! ----nt---- by old_acne_butt,
Apr 01, 02:15 pm EST At
what age did you give your kids their guns? 3? that is what age mine got
their's... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:36 pm EST
I
had planned on giving my twins their lightsabers at 2, but... by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 04:42 pm EST
in
utero. nt by dex66,
Apr 01, 04:45 pm EST
My
youngins are a little on the weak side by momof3boys1girl1man,
Apr 01, 06:25 pm EST
if
you had breasfed them till they wur 10 then they would have been well
capable of holding a gun. (nt) by grahamsmoms98,
Apr 01, 06:36 pm EST
A
recent story shows how a man has developed an automatic communion dispenser.
(m) by wannallamanow,
Apr 01, 02:33 pm EST
That
man will have to justify his actions to THE LORD. I'm praying real hard for
him. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:00 pm EST
What
a good idea! My boyfriend has an automatic baby juice dispenser...you just
crank it and slurp!...NT by tonguemybunghole,
Apr 01, 04:47 pm EST I
wanna play but I have no imagination so I guess today I'll just have to enjoy
what everyone else somes up with nt. by tigerpride,
Apr 01, 02:38 pm EST
I'm
praying that THE LORD gives you some inspiration. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:53 pm EST
Cranberry
sauce? nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 03:04 pm EST Come
on lady! Use your IMAGINATION and let it goooooo! It's ain't that hard.
SHEESH! <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 04:20 pm EST
Oh,
gosh, maybe you should visit a playgroup? They have lots of imagination, and
good recipes! Good luck! *HUGS* (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 06:01 pm EST OMG!!!!
I HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD(m) by mountmebigboy,
Apr 01, 02:41 pm EST
I
feel your pain... just elevate your anus and read a nice book. you'll be
fine. (nt) by hemmorhoid_harry,
Apr 01, 02:46 pm EST
Pray
hard. Pray REAL hard. And maybe THE LORD will forgive your sins and stop the
bleeding. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 02:47 pm EST
No
doctors! They'll take away your right to fully experience the bleeding
process! <nt> by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 03:58 pm EST
NO
DOCTOR... they are all just quacks anyway... by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:37 pm EST
Oh
for heavens sake!!! You are supposed to lick it, not BITE
it!!!....~~freaks~~NT by tonguemybunghole,
Apr 01, 04:43 pm EST
PLEEZE
tell me you shave your buttwhole befour somewon tongeus it?
<eeg> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 04:51 pm EST
*blows
whistle* A big smack upside the head upon you with a dictionary! Where DID
you go to school? Fine: $2500 nfffttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 05:12 pm EST
Oh
you take that dickcanary and shuv it up your hairy anus! <dvd>
by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 05:38 pm EST Yup,
I shot it .nt by dex66,
Apr 01, 04:51 pm EST
Oh,
milk it. Use it to write your will or something. It'll fade to a fetching
shade of brown. You won't see it (m) by lemmehaveasniff,
Apr 01, 05:26 pm EST
ง
Just ignore it GTWI by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 07:06 pm EST This
hyar makes me so mad by rednecklovah,
Apr 01, 02:51 pm EST
Redneck
is nut a lungooege-a by swedishmiss,
Apr 01, 02:58 pm EST
I
don't know if I could love a man like you, the way you speak. by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 02:59 pm EST
THE
LORD understands all languages. Pray and you shall be heard! NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:21 pm EST
Haleluia!
*types in Tongues*
sodifwaบฃกชขบฃขofhaosifmdojhoบขชบชขบฃขisข๏ถฃขชฃdfkjsodifnfffttt
by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 03:49 pm EST
Maybe
not Cranberry...Gravy? nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 03:51 pm EST I
reckon you need a spelleen lesson. I cood barely read that poste you
hillbillie mofo. <esp> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 04:49 pm EST Just
got back from Rooms To Go and wanted to let you know...(m) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 03:20 pm EST
Can
I ask why its under glass? (m) by immac_da_minge,
Apr 01, 03:29 pm EST
It's
under glass and I have bushy pubes for the same reason - PROTECTION!
(nt) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 03:36 pm EST
pubes
wont protect you like a nice big gun will. nt by dex66,
Apr 01, 04:58 pm EST
"Bushy
pubes", lissen hibernation, you have to trim those suckers befour they
get outta controle. ::::EW:::: <cdc> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 05:13 pm EST
Wow,
I love Rooms to Go! Whenever I need a quick piece of furniture for one of
the maids, I go to the one in Palm Beach> by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 04:10 pm EST
Erm...care
to share some of those pictures, Phebes? I need them for my...collection
(nt) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 06:50 pm EST Get
off my back with those crotchless things! You smell!nt by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:39 pm EST
Now
you know that chick had some serious body hair.
:::::::::CRINGE:::::::::::<sex> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 04:48 pm EST
You
are so full of crap I can smell it from here! NO WAY are you a natural
blonde! (nt) by gatorite,
Apr 01, 05:21 pm EST
Hey,
I like you! (M) by bumpkin2000,
Apr 01, 07:16 pm EST
Will
ya sell it?nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 08:32 pm EST
I
bought a room there once, but it didn't go anywhere! It stayed right where
they put it! False advertising! (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 09:39 pm EST THE
LORD removed post #56. It must have been bad. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 03:23 pm EST
He
LIVES! Halleluia!! Hosanna! Hosanne Hosannadanna! nfffftt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 03:35 pm EST
I'm
thinking Gravy is too plain for a missionairy...nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 04:08 pm EST
I
like gravy in that possition. I makes luv making so much better.nt
by herds_are_us,
Apr 01, 04:40 pm EST
"....AND
FORGIVE US FOR OUR TRESPASSES...." NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 05:56 pm EST
Who
wants forgiveness?... by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 07:11 pm EST
Gravy
is out, I'm thinking Cranberry sauce after all.nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 08:33 pm EST
mm-hmm.
i called him up, and he said he was shocked, and that we should pray for
them. <ptl> by holier.than.thou,
Apr 01, 04:22 pm EST
AMEN.
NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 05:59 pm EST Doh,
Someone yanked # 59 as well. The CL and Staff boards must be complaining.
<entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:44 pm EST
I
am LIVID that they would do such a thing!!! It must have been the Majorly
Moral One who turned me, uh, the post in!nft by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 09:09 pm EST
WASN'T
I!! I pray to THE LORD, not to ParentsPlace! I'll pray for the return of
the post. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 10:22 pm EST
The
doctors are trying to control my birthing experience! (m) by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 03:55 pm EST
This
is so overdone. Take it to the 4th-trimester Debate Board and stop
harrassing the culture of this one! nfffttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 04:05 pm EST
Have
you considered the fact <m> by pun.control.freak,
Apr 01, 04:14 pm EST
I
am praying for you and your baby. THE LORD will take care of you both!
NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 04:16 pm EST
Have
faith in your body (m) by immac_da_minge,
Apr 01, 04:25 pm EST
Oh,
not possible. (m) by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 07:47 pm EST Shoot
'em all (nt) by dex66,
Apr 01, 04:40 pm EST
Oh
give it a rest already! Everyone knows a Caesar is a salad! (nt) by
gatorite,
Apr 01, 05:27 pm EST
Oh
contraire, Caesar was a person a long time ago who did some cool things,
but I can't remember what. <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 05:36 pm EST
No,
I swayer! Caesar is a salad with, like, parmesan cheese and stuff!
Really! nt by gatorite,
Apr 01, 06:14 pm EST Excuse
me, you racist, jingoistic freaks, everyone else in the world refers to
the space shuttle mission as a "Caesar"! by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 07:54 pm EST Are
you sure he's a dr.? and not an alien coming to reclaim his offspring?
n/t by lesliepbg,
Apr 01, 05:34 pm EST
Sigh,
another employee will be born for my home birth/schooled genius to
supervise. NT by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 05:55 pm EST
Don't
let them do it girlfriend!!! m by wanabekate,
Apr 01, 06:10 pm EST
Run
like the wind sister! (m) by motherofallmothers,
Apr 01, 08:03 pm EST
What
is a birthing experience? In the movies, the new Mommies wake up with a baby
next to them. I'm confused? (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 09:47 pm EST
Oh
dear, I'm sure your doctor is right. (more) by pristine_p,
Apr 01, 10:39 pm EST Residui
della potatura meccanica del toenail... Arte? o appena disgusting normale?
by lo.sciocco.di.aprile,
Apr 01, 04:03 pm EST
So
turn this into an Illegal Latin Immigrant debate, huh? Not on THIS
taxpayer's dollar! nffftttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 04:08 pm EST
Sta
parlando ITALIANO, voi imbecile!! (nessun ulteriore testo) by sarcastra,
Apr 01, 04:16 pm EST
Its
by stuffing the imported coffee that Juan Diego and his trusty burro
Ramone get their drugs into this country!!? by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 04:29 pm EST Arte
naturalmente! ศ ci della domanda? Che plebian non li vedrebbe come la forma
pi๙ pura dell' espressione? nt by sarcastra,
Apr 01, 04:13 pm EST
Don't
try to look all high and mighty with that Latin BS. We all KNOW it's
disgusting!!! <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 04:17 pm EST
uhh..
my toenails are arte. <nt> by miss_el_anus,
Apr 01, 05:26 pm EST
utway
uhthey uckfay are-ay ouya alkingtay aboutay. eway ontday ivegay ayay atsray
assay. <ntay> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 05:42 pm EST
Forse
se voi italiano istruito piuttosto che Pig-Latin.... (pi๙) by chipsy_kate,
Apr 01, 09:16 pm EST E-
I - E - I - O !!! nt by the_queen_b,
Apr 01, 10:23 pm EST HEY
RODENT.LOVER......... by eye_village,
Apr 01, 04:31 pm EST
Rodents
are way too hairy. Unless of corse you use a super small rodent shaver on
them. mmmmmmmmm <apb> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 04:56 pm EST
I
like mine on a spit.nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:34 pm EST
They
were put on this earth by THE LORD to be dominated, not to be loved. NT
by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 05:55 pm EST
"Muskrat
Loooove...."(more) by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 06:10 pm EST
i
dont know. they are too small for me. there are no more words inside of this
post. by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 06:12 pm EST And
for the recerd do you mow the muff or go au natural? <bbq> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 04:43 pm EST
My
Ani uses his lightsaber... by queen_amidala99,
Apr 01, 04:51 pm EST
you
should try my gun, hon. nt by dex66,
Apr 01, 05:03 pm EST I
had these great weaves done. Its subtle and you absolutely *cannot*
tell--even close up! nfffftttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 04:52 pm EST
Ewww!
Two words, babe: Bikini Wax! <nt> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 05:29 pm EST
'Scuse
me, I DARE you to wax your labia!!! No way, Jose. <entee> by
phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 05:34 pm EST
I
said BIKINI wax, not LABIA wax, you cretin! A nice close trim and a
bikini wax! Too much pubic growth is gross! <nt> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 05:56 pm EST
ANY
pubic growth is gross. <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:09 pm EST
Yep,
shave it bald. Hairy cootchies is just disgusting! <entee> by
phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 05:33 pm EST
Styling
gel for the hair around my anus, french braids for the muffler hairs.
<nt> by miss_el_anus,
Apr 01, 05:37 pm EST
You
put styling gel arownd yer anus? Doesnt that itch after a whyle?
<msg> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 06:12 pm EST i
bleach mine so that nobody knows that im not a natural blong. there are no
more words inside this post by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 06:13 pm EST
Attention
all baldies!! m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 06:20 pm EST
Oh
I love for my ph to trim my hedge. It makes for great foreplay.
<entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:32 pm EST
I
whack my own bush. It gives me great self sastifaction. <org>
by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 06:59 pm EST
Attention
all sane women! (M) by philslastlover,
Apr 01, 09:29 pm EST
Obviously
you are the fraud m by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 10:10 pm EST
I
have natural curly locks (nt) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 07:02 pm EST
Lying
sack of crap. You have dark, straight, black hair. Fake, phony, lewser!
(no more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 07:19 pm EST ง
We pluck mine with tweezers. It takes a while but can be oh so much fun.
STFO by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 07:16 pm EST
My
muff is waxed in the shape of the atomic bomb explosion.nt by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 07:59 pm EST
I
prefer to trim mine into a nice topiary. A little mousse goes a very long
way. <nt> by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 08:46 pm EST
When
I get mad at DH, I use hair gel and spray to make au natural into SPIKES.
nt by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 09:35 pm EST How
do YOU cook your rice? by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:03 pm EST
I
dunno but maybe if you trimmed that mophead of yers Colby woulda sexed you
up. <hpt> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 05:12 pm EST
Do
you think it would work for Bill as well?nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:54 pm EST
Her
winning the million wouldn't be enough for me to want to sex up that
Beeeeeyatch NFT by colbyfromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:38 pm EST
You
are right. . . you would do it for free and you know it.nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 07:02 pm EST
THIS
IS A REAL THREAD! Yesterday I was in the car and drove by this guy walking his
dog. (m)... by karatebabe,
Apr 01, 05:17 pm EST
Are
you saying that he hurt a tree just to have a stick to hit the dog with?
Damn, they sell dog-wackin sticks! <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 05:32 pm EST
Dog
herding is a long and proud tradition. Its hard, grueling work. Next time
you see dog herding, tip your hat! nfffttt by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 05:42 pm EST
What???
What was a man in his mid-60s doing with a DOG? He's too old for that sort
of thing! nt by maximus.padimus,
Apr 01, 05:43 pm EST
ya
never heard of dog led weaning? nt by grahamsmoms98,
Apr 01, 06:42 pm EST you
shoulda shot the fu**er. nt by dex66,
Apr 01, 05:44 pm EST
What
do you mean it's a real thread? Aren't they all real threads? Am I the only
one who can see the board? (nt) by paul_stanley_is_hot,
Apr 01, 05:44 pm EST
I
will pray for that dog. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 05:54 pm EST
But
the big ? is...has the dog been homebirthed/homeschooled and vaxed? NT
by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 06:00 pm EST
Is
he allergic to pnuts? What's his stance on child leashes?
<entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:08 pm EST That
might have been my grandfather training a companion dog for blind
people! by christiangirl.03,
Apr 01, 06:33 pm EST
Screw
the blind people by d.o.g.licker,
Apr 01, 06:41 pm EST
I'm
not sure *licking them* is humane! nft by christiangirl.03,
Apr 01, 07:15 pm EST
I
don't know if it's humane but they love it and that's what matters
>>NT<< by d.o.g.licker,
Apr 01, 07:27 pm EST
Triquintra
(m) by s.n.o.w.q.u.e.e.n,
Apr 01, 05:18 pm EST
What's
wrong with shoofly pie? I make shoofly pie! It's good for getting the ol'
bowels moving! nt by gatorite,
Apr 01, 05:49 pm EST
Can
I answer? by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 05:53 pm EST make
them taller by theweekestlink,
Apr 01, 05:55 pm EST
Could
it do the same for my pecker? nt by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 06:06 pm EST
Yeah,
you could use a stretch-job, microscopic man! (NT!) by philslastlover,
Apr 01, 08:40 pm EST Public
School, right? by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 06:10 pm EST
Put
them all on the rack. . . . nt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 06:21 pm EST I
know this isn't a Playgroup, but I have some formula coupons if anyone needs
them! Just let me know! Thanks! (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 06:02 pm EST
Geez,
take this to the freebies board, link inside you amateur<more>
by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:07 pm EST
But
it's not a freebie? It's a coupon? You know, like a discount. Hope that
makes sense! *hugs* (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 08:41 pm EST Or
why don't you offer them at the Breastfeeding Support board?.....nt
by ohgrowup,
Apr 01, 06:14 pm EST
FORMULA??
Why are you promoting that poison here? GO away! nt by gatorite,
Apr 01, 06:15 pm EST
quite
right. (m) by grahamsmoms98,
Apr 01, 06:32 pm EST FORMULAR
IS...PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NT by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 07:16 pm EST
Oh,
the HORROR, the HORROR! *curling up in the fetal position.*<nt>
by moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 07:41 pm EST
http://boards2.parentsplace.com/messages/get/ppcurrentdebates143/68/6.htmlby
nikabrik,
Apr 01, 07:59 pm EST
Gosh,
I didn't know Tide Deep Clean Formula could be so controversial! Is
detergent dangerous? Sorry! *hugs* (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 08:40 pm EST Doing
the yardwork out the back door: Felony or Ecstasy? (nt) by mamashaka,
Apr 01, 06:24 pm EST
Are
you talking about <more> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:29 pm EST
I'd
take Bill and Colby(notice i said AND) anyway they wanted.nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 07:14 pm EST
ง
Exxxstacy. STFO by sexmeover,
Apr 01, 07:17 pm EST
Both...if
you do it right. nt by nikabrik,
Apr 01, 07:57 pm EST It's
April Fool's Day?????? OMG, and here I am posting serious topics.... by
hagathaz,
Apr 01, 06:45 pm EST
What
are you talking about? Why would April Fool's Day have anything to do with
you posting? <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 06:51 pm EST
I'm
a regular here and I don't know why you'd be embarrassed. Welcome! nt
by 1crazee_ladee,
Apr 01, 06:53 pm EST
This
is quite awkward, but I'm afraid you've been voted out of The Herd. Time
for you to go. nt by nikabrik,
Apr 01, 07:55 pm EST
Hey,
can I take her place? I am a great herd member at my expecting club board!
*HUGS* (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 09:27 pm EST
Dh
says I can't get another dog (long vent inside this post) by d.o.g.licker,
Apr 01, 06:51 pm EST
Are
you saying you lick your dogs? Holey Furballs! That's the most desgusteen
thing Ive seen here! You nastey! <ekg> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 06:57 pm EST
My
horse fathered my children. Dogs aren't packing enough equipment for me
(nt) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 07:04 pm EST
And
P.S. don't want to namedrop...but daddy's name begins with Lepa and ends
with Zena (nt) by hibernater,
Apr 01, 07:05 pm EST
Don't
you bring me into this you crazy hussy. (no more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 07:09 pm EST I
know what you mean. My dh says no more woodchuck cages in our bedroom.
nt. by rodent.lover,
Apr 01, 07:29 pm EST My
dog has SEVERE ALLERGIES by d.o.g.licker,
Apr 01, 07:12 pm EST
Don't
shave the poor dear, Martha is here, more by the_marthastewart,
Apr 01, 09:26 pm EST PROVEN
FACT: swallowing the worm at the bottom of the epidural makes birth risk
free!nt by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 07:21 pm EST
Hardy
har har (no more text) by lepa.zena,
Apr 01, 07:35 pm EST
More
propaganda from the male-dominated medical community! <nt> by
moreofawomanthanyou,
Apr 01, 07:43 pm EST Parents
without the internet should have their kids taken away by momof3boys1girl1man,
Apr 01, 07:35 pm EST
YOU
ARE SO WRONG!!! by camputerhag,
Apr 01, 07:59 pm EST
http://boards2.parentsplace.com/messages/get/ppcurrentdebates143/74/1/1.html
by computerho,
Apr 01, 08:19 pm EST I
have to uh-gree with yew on thayat won.....(sum mor) by downintheboondocks,
Apr 01, 08:11 pm EST POLL-Are
disabled people faking it? nt by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 07:44 pm EST
If
I can do survivor then they can work and pay to watch MY movies.nmt
by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 07:52 pm EST
Bumpie
if you're going to participate on today's board, could you try to make it
FUNNY? <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 07:53 pm EST
PHREAK,
just because I am always RIGHT and you are always WRONG doesn't mean I don't
respect your opinions, honeybear!!! by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 08:12 pm EST
Hey
stumpie, you don't even know me. I'm just pointing out that I don't think
you're funny. <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:40 pm EST
And
who you callin' "honeybear"???????? <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:52 pm EST
Sweetums,
just because you came off looking like a jerk earllier.. let it go! we're
all wrong sometimes... nt by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 09:53 pm EST
And
besides, that grudge you're carrying makes your face look like a walnut
with eyes! by bumpie2000,
Apr 01, 09:55 pm EST
Lighten
up Bumpie, I think Phreak was prolly KIDDING. <bmp> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 10:14 pm EST
I've
never seen anything so rude. Why would someone who's disabled fake it? You
need help! <nt> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 09:06 pm EST A
little Back Door action - MTITP by bungholes_4_everyone,
Apr 01, 07:54 pm EST
I
have no idea.... by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 08:09 pm EST
I
don't understand. Are you talking about lawn mowers? Why would it be illegal
to park a lawn mower<m> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 09:06 pm EST Ok,
When in the bush(es).... by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 08:00 pm EST
I
would say <more> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:26 pm EST
Nature
girl huh?nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 08:29 pm EST Oh
I just looooove polls! I think<m> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 09:04 pm EST
Nothing.
I don't need anything but my trimming scissors and I am ready to go croc
hunting. <nt> by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 09:19 pm EST This
is so SICK! I am OUTRAGED! They are selling USED PANTIES on eBay!
<m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 08:04 pm EST
Are
they Colby's? Bills? I would pay a binch for them then.nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 08:11 pm EST
I
was getting ready to bid on those. Everybody stay away from those. They are
all mine! NMTITP. by bungholes_4_everyone,
Apr 01, 08:11 pm EST
Demand,
Supply and all that. Let's hear it for CAPITALISM! mORE by hagathaz,
Apr 01, 08:19 pm EST
Better
than used condomns wouldn't you say? Phreaks, all of them! <entee>
by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:22 pm EST
I'm
gonna make me a pretty penny offa those, too. They're used REAL good,
mmmm-mmmm. <snl> by computerho,
Apr 01, 08:23 pm EST
Oh
my gosh in heaven, how do these crazy people do this? Hugs that we may
overcome such evil!! <nt> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 09:02 pm EST
I
expect good money for those! I have to spray my groin with perfume and the
thongs ride up my butt. Suckers! nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 09:38 pm EST
I
paid for our DS private school education by selling our used CONDOMS! nt
by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 10:02 pm EST
Do
they come already crusty, or do I have to add my own? nt by handiball_lichter,
Apr 01, 10:23 pm EST Bob
and Larry: Just good friends? (m) by nikabrik,
Apr 01, 08:17 pm EST
I
haven't a clue who Bob and Larry are, but HUGE (((((((HUGS)))))) anyway!!!
<nt> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 09:01 pm EST
Well,
that's just SICK! Bob and Larry are WONDERFUL examples for our children!
<m> by grodius.maximus,
Apr 01, 09:53 pm EST
Did
you notice that when the asparagus ladies close their eyes they look like
erect penises with (high) testicles? nft by christiangirl.03,
Apr 01, 10:25 pm EST THIS
IS IT!!! by camputerhag,
Apr 01, 08:20 pm EST
*goodbye
cruel world*. Anybody got a gun? This chick needs one. <entee>
by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:27 pm EST
Where's
dex when ya need him most? nt by phil_a_sheo,
Apr 01, 08:41 pm EST
I
heard some clanking not too long ago - I think it was chain mail. Maybe
that was him...<nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 09:33 pm EST SEEYA.
. . . . . nmt by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 08:28 pm EST
So?
It's not like you're a member of The Herd anyway. Frankly, we don't need
your kind around here. Pffft! <cu> by computerho,
Apr 01, 08:31 pm EST
If
our children are beasts because they are raised by beasts, (m) by handiball_lichter,
Apr 01, 08:45 pm EST
Please
don't go!!! We are all part of The Herd. Don't listen to these meanies.
Stay!!! <nt> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 09:01 pm EST
Hey,
quit impersonating me! (nt) by computer_hog,
Apr 01, 09:10 pm EST
I
am confused? Breasts are raising their children? I thought babies were
supposed to wean at three months. *hugs* (nt) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 09:41 pm EST I
should be sent directly to hell~~~~` by i_am_ashamed,
Apr 01, 08:26 pm EST
Yes
you should. Let me know what the weather's like. <entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:32 pm EST
ok,
did you pierce your anus?... by jerrifromsurvivor,
Apr 01, 08:38 pm EST
Oh
huge ((((((HUGS))))) honey, we've all been there. Hoping you get through
this trying time! <nt> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 08:59 pm EST
It'll
be fine as long as you don't send out religious cards for the holidays!
HUGS!! <nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 09:35 pm EST
You
need never be hungry again. Send me your email and a photo and I can hook
you up. Is hell GWTW? nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 09:41 pm EST A
Cooking dilemma..what sauce goes best with Missionairy? nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 08:35 pm EST
Depends...are
they Mormon or Jehovah's Witness? I always like my missionaries marinated in
<more give me more> by holier.than.thou,
Apr 01, 08:40 pm EST
Your
garden variety Christian Missionary.nt by polarbeargirl,
Apr 01, 09:00 pm EST
Hold
the pan my dear, Martha is here! more by the_marthastewart,
Apr 01, 09:16 pm EST
"missionairy"
is incorrect. The correct spelling is "missionary". (nul set) by spell.check,
Apr 01, 10:14 pm EST
Devils
food fudge sauce. nt by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 10:16 pm EST PLEASE
help! I need your TIMELY ADVICE! ~~~~~m~~~~~ {not for the faint of heart}
by joy_of_sects,
Apr 01, 08:43 pm EST
Flame
away, but you people are CRACKING ME UP!!! Thanks for the good laugh today!!!
nt by birfdaygirl,
Apr 01, 08:49 pm EST
Now
why would we flame you for that? I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!
<entee> by phreak.0.nature,
Apr 01, 08:51 pm EST
You
may borrow one of my depends if you need it. Of course it is for those with
trimmed tarantulas. <nt> by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 08:58 pm EST Time
to come clean... I'm in love with Kathie Lee Gifford and I miss seeing her
with Regi every day. Anyone else? nt by the_queen_b,
Apr 01, 09:05 pm EST
OH
me too, that Kelly girl has nothing on KathiLee! She was so spunky. )o:
<nt> by playgroup.fairy,
Apr 01, 09:11 pm EST
Precious.
Just precious. Love her clothing line--so affordable, and I don't CARE who
made it! nadatexta by maxipadchandler,
Apr 01, 09:18 pm EST MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the all knowing, all powerful one! You cannot escape my censorship!
NT>>>>>>>>>>> by thepowersthatbe,
Apr 01, 09:08 pm EST
Hey
all you CLs that are crying about today's board. Kiss my big hairy BUTT!
*nt* by teamleaders.suck,
Apr 01, 09:17 pm EST
Hear,
hear! Or, should that be...HERE ( * ) ? nft by greatandpowerfuloz,
Apr 01, 09:25 pm EST
Right
here-----------------> ( i ) <nt> by teamleaders.suck,
Apr 01, 09:26 pm EST I
need some etiquette help from some of the more well-endowed (m) by berthabigboobs,
Apr 01, 09:10 pm EST
Do
your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow? <44DD> by greatandpowerfuloz,
Apr 01, 09:17 pm EST
Never
fear my dear, Martha is here! more by the_marthastewart,
Apr 01, 09:20 pm EST
Oh!
Oh! Me! I volunteer to walk in front of you holding your breasts off the
ground and licking off the soup! by viejosucio,
Apr 01, 10:10 pm EST Pubic
sweat..........How much is to much? Does it have to smell like bait first?
Opinions wanted.<nt> by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 09:22 pm EST
It's
never too much unless it's turning to cheese. <nt> by beancurdsmama,
Apr 01, 09:42 pm EST
Iffn
you shaved that nasty pie whole of yers you wouldn't have that problem.
<ppd> by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 09:59 pm EST
Spell
check! (nul set) by spell.check,
Apr 01, 10:18 pm EST
OMG,
I need some help, please! (m) by baybeeluvsme2001,
Apr 01, 09:30 pm EST
~+~+~+~+~+~"standing
up so you can barf in the way best for your baby" vibes~+~+~+~++~+~+~
by syntaxcollector,
Apr 01, 09:35 pm EST
I'm
praying for both you and your baby. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 10:32 pm EST Awww
gee whiz PP patrol----Why don't ya just come out and play with the rest of us
instead of getting mad? Whats up? <nt by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 09:55 pm EST
I
pray to THE LORD that they see the wisdom of your words. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 10:29 pm EST Rodent
tail or anus hair, what kind of cake should I make for DH Xwife bday next
week? nft by letstalkaboutsecks,
Apr 01, 09:55 pm EST
Ok
guys, now i need your help. All the other CL's are making fun of me! They want
to "Nuke" this whole board! (m) by phebeatpp,
Apr 01, 10:04 pm EST
ROFLMFAO
and PIMP! Oh if only I had the balls to post this. If only! <iud>
by bush.whacker,
Apr 01, 10:16 pm EST
Yeah,
I guess it takes big honkin' brass electroplated balls to be able to
<m> by trim_da_tarantula,
Apr 01, 10:21 pm EST
I'm
praying to THE LORD that no small children were harmed while looking over
their addicted mommy's shoulders. NT by moral_majority,
Apr 01, 10:25 pm EST
The
other CL's are making fun of you because THEY KNOW YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER!!!!!
(m) by phebejjj,
Apr 01, 10:33 pm EST
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