What And/Or Who The Buttphish Is

Through the use of your limited mortal tongues
THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH will attempt to explain who, indeed,what exactly he/she/it/they/Albert/we is/are/could-possibly-but-probably-should-not be.
No one alive remembers the birth of Buttphish, if you can call it that. His mother was a concept, his father a gibbering glop of evil named Dan and his midwife was eternity.
His only friend was a moon.
Toe-headed, and brown haired as a young abomination the Buttphish took great interest in igniting gasses, such as Hydrogen, and found nebulae snuggly. Gravity enrages him and he has found orbit to be a personal affront to his honor.
The Mighty Buttphish is an entity capable of horribly flawed thought and horrendous violence. He has staggering power and poor reasoning skills. The Buttphish is an omni-amorous, amoral, immortal milk-toast of demolition with doppelganger-like abilities and a crossbow. Sometimes it is hungry. He claims to have invented Jacques Cousteau and/or pantomime. He sometimes collects stamps and is the originator of the "Close-Buttock Game".
Buttphish can reenact Belson on a whim.

BUTTPHISH IN RELATION TO EARTH:

Later in "life" THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH would decree the Dinosaurs to be amusing and subsequently kill them all.
He had overalls.
They were blue.
They had white stripes.
Dinosaurs have no overalls.
The Buttphish is an amorphous assault on nature.

Your pronouns are inadequate.

As stated before- the Buttphish killed all of the mighty "Thunder-Lizards" that once populated your planet, largely because they were dicks. Volcanoes are hot and the Buttphish is murky. Note his murky nature.
Look out of your reality and witness the Buttphish engaged in an extra-dimensional game of Lawn-Darts.

The Buttphish shouts constantly.
The Buttphish, more or less, has skin.
LOOK TO THE BUTTPHISH FOR EXTRA BONES.
He can often be somewhat accurately described as a dendrophiliac.

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