"Buttphish is ICHIBAN in Uganda!"
Buda Buda Yavo
Professional Soccer Player, Sorcerer and Tribal Big-Wig.
"My life was meaningless until I met Buttphish. After a few easy instalments, done by his bionics laboratory, I became a cybernetic Witch-Mother.
I lost 25 pounds!!!"
Kimmy Spamheart
former 2nd grade teacher and current Alpha Broodmare.
"I am very hostile when confused."
Mrs. Fermaldahide Twelve
Ant Breeder and Mercenary.
"The Buttphish is my ally.
Soon we shall rule the world."
The Insidious Doctor Lau
Fellow Mad Scientist, Sociopath and Compatriot to the Buttphish.
Co-Creator of THE AMBIGUIOUS DOGCAT
"When the word is fun, the name is Buttphish!"
The Royal Basque Pangea Recreation Society
"We put the stick into the ground.
Our wife has a hat.
She helps."
Valencio Ng and his Traveling Dirt Circus.
"None of us are wearing pants."
The Triumvirate of Creepy Anglo Men.
"When not ensnaring planets, asteroids and space debris with my Gravitational Event Horizon for my own, unknowable, alien purposes or killing trillions with my Entropy Blast, the Buttphish and I kick it."
Cudgelsnatch
Chaos Nebulae Lord
"I like to keep it real, only for real ladies that is.
Oh Yeah."
Skoopie.