The Mighty Buttphish has an Arch Foe.
This is the thorn in the side of THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH.
Note: This is not the real Peter Pan.
This is an imposter.
"His" true name does not translate into concepts the feeble minds of humans can understand so we shall call it "Lefty", "Hotshot" and/or "Blykk the Unpalatable" in this article. THE BUTTPHISH HAS GROWN UNRULY BEHOLD THE WEBSITE OF THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISHA SECOND TIME!!!!!!!!
While "Lefty" may seem to have a certain naive, old-world charm DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!! "He" is a menace and must be destroyed. While not nearly as menacing as THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH, "Hotshot" possesses a perilous nature and is altogether icky. It is widely believed that "Lefty" has abducted the actual Peter Pan and assumed his identity, "he" is also thought to have consumed Tinker-bell for her power. What a dick.
While hopelessly out matched by The Mighty Buttphish, still, "Hotshot" persists. Does he not know THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH will defeat him??? Soon "Blykk the Unpaletable" shall learn the price of angering The Mighty Buttphish who is both large and somewhat mobile.
"Lefty" shall be annihilated.
Oh yes.
Fear the wrath of The Buttphish
This is it's site.
HYPERLINK
The Mighty Buttphish shall defeat it's site as well.