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Female Seeking Male: Long-term, 26 y/o, 5 ft. 8 in. tall, HUNTINGTON BEACH,

CA,

WANTED TATTOOED MAN! APPLY HERE NOW!

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I believe we may be compatible! I have numerous, numerous tattoos-
in fact it is difficult to tell if I am human or not.
I have incalculable amounts of surgical implants & alterations that cause me to have something of an amphibious aspect.
My aspect is Bi-Elemental. I have many piercings as well. My tongue is a mangled mess-
yet I can still speak (sort of). Some piercings are needles where as others are more like cauterized stab-wounds.
I am also a pioneer in the area of sub dermal lump body-art. Sub dermal Lump Body-art is a process in which

I make an incision in my skin and shove something that really doesn't fit underneath the epidermis.
It inhibits my agility, sex-life, social life, general appearance and immune system.
I am in constant pain (hence my addiction to morphine).
All of my body art is self-done and all of them are grotesque and generally offensive. Others are more like carvings.
My penis is intact but heavily scarred and tattooed. It hurt a lot.
Now I am left with a desperate sense of longing and uncertainty.

I am a non-smoker.

I have only one buttock.

I can see the world with my minds eye. 

I am the mysterious 9th Beatle-

I am steeped in dark Lore, Cryptic Formulas and Window Treatments.

My interests are wide and varied. They include the following: 

Hate.

I can see with a glance and taste with a lick (in spite of my tongue). My very name is a killing word.

My mind is a tangle of pathology.

I have the "Insmouth taint".

Milli was the talent. He carried Vanilli the entire way.

Please bear my young.

I have one eye sewn shut.

Heed my call.

BUTPHISH!

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