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Female Seeking Male: Other Relationship, 23 y/o, 5 ft. 6 in. tall, Woodland
Hills, CA,
Model Material
http://www.classifieds2000.com/cgi-cls/ad.exe?P76+C180+R5819819
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You are Model material are you?
You appear to have no shirt on in your photograph, why is this?
I am Buttphish, the world around me is large and I can see many things.
My powers include: Biscopic color vision, locomotion on land, sea and through brachiation.
I am fluent in under 2 languages, I can remember information using only the power of my mind and
have an IQ of well over 26.
I know many words, BEHOLD:
One, if, monkey, verb, fruit-bat, French, trivia, man, wet,
obstetrician, flat, incubator, cover, Albert, nigh, tick, homoeroticism, germ,
quasi, knuckle....
The list can go on & on.
I am not gorgeous.
I am grotesque.
My mind-crushingly-wrong appearance is often maddening to you and others like you.
I dwell between,
ever present,
never there.
I scoff at your attempts to define me.
Your science is weak.
I am irrational and somewhat violent.
Some day you will grow old.
I can read.
BUTPHISH THE MIGHTY
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