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Female Seeking Male: Other Relationship, 18 y/o, 5 ft. 4 in. tall,
Columbia/sonora, CA,
looking for a good cowboy
http://www.classifieds2000.com/cgi-cls/ad.exe?P76+C180+R5594349

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I am BUTTPHISH.
I sometimes behave as a "Cow-Boy" but largely do to the fact
that I am a Minotaur. My friends refer to me as "Der Mannkuh".
I will treat you like a 3 bit whore-as you are obviously of a higher value than a 2 bit whore.
I actually have 2 bits of a whore in my back yard, an arm and most of an ear.
I am no longer a cannibal except, of course, on religious holidays.

For our fist date I will purchase you from your Chieftain and you will be forced 
to call me "Der Mannkuh" or "El Jeffe". We will eat of the carcasses of Chimpanzees and Orangutans.
Later, you shall bask in my glory and then we will drink chloroform to celebrate the coming of Cthulhu.
I am well over 5,000 of your Earth-years old.
I am a part of Fidel Castro's Posse.
Carry my seed.
Call me "El Jeffe".
My father is what you would call "Greek".
Bear me strong sons.
BUTTPHISH


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