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Female Seeking Male:
Hang Out,
25 y/o, 5 ft. 8 in. tall, San Francisco, CA,
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I AM BUTTPHISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fortune has smiled upon you, for I have taken notice. I am extremely angry and unreasonable!
I have a confirmed IQ of 69 and 4 limbs.
With a word I can be spirited away to my orbital platform which is 13 light-seconds in diameter.
I have one penis, two testicles but no body hair.
I am an amphibian.
I was born with gills and can control gravity through a technique I use in which I browbeat mass into succumbing to my will.
I practice coercion on the atomic level.
Dwell upon this.
I may allow you to bear me strong sons.
I am the Quiztach Haderach of Funk,
The Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah.
I am the Chancellor of Germany,
I am the Pharaoh, Two-Ton Kamen; I'll eat ten chickens and a tub of top-Ramen.
I believe that I was not born with Ambiguous Genitalia, but I am not convinced entirely.
Fear me.
Buttphish, The Ever-Living
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