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Female Seeking Male: Long-term, 27 y/o, 5 ft. 6 in. tall, San Jose, CA,

Seeking New Friends

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So you fancy your self a Wiccan? I  too am mighty in the realm of the

eldritch. The studies I  am currently engaged in contain, but are not limited to, Voodoo, Santaria and ,of course, the Dark Arts of Necromancy ( Much like the Reverend Jesse Jackson).

Also, like the Rev. Jackson, I have 9 Zombie cats

and a Camon with 3 legs.

I also have a squid named "Buddy".

I can often be found in my mountain lair or near the edges of cliffs

contemplaiting my arcane knowledge, Stamp-Collecting and/or idustrial

solvents.

I worship Cthulhu and aspire to be considered legally retarded.

I know Kung-Fu.

Touch me.

 

OBEY THE WORD OF BUTTPHISH!

 

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