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Female Seeking Male: Hang Out, 27 y/o, 5 ft. 8 in. tall, Fountain Valley, CA
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I am Mighty. Behold!
Give me what is my due!
Lakes hold no dominion over me, I can see far and hear wide.
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as that will make all my countermeasures against escape useless.
Your fate of no escape is inescapable.
 
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NO ESCAPE!
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