The Many faces of BUTTPHISH

The Buttphish has many faces. While all are feared throughout this and other worlds, the very number of them is numerous. More numerous than many other things. These other things being less numerous. They are weak, Buttphish is strong.
I am Pan-sexual.
New to your ways The Buttphish has become tired and unwholesome. I have many aspects, they are varied. I have held many identities upon this planet and I am well over 3 million of your Earth-Years old. My visage can change on a whim, my lungs are sentient and I have the power of vision. I can move objects with the power of my limbs. I have a list of many of the many faces I have held throughout many of the many years I have occupied this world. Behold and loathe them as so many others have. OBEY THE WORD OF BUTTPHISH

• Fire is dangerous.
  
• Here is a photograph of me, The Buttphish, when I held a position as a Human Head dealer.
  
• Behold my rage
  
• Buttphish is a dangerous man. Behold!
  
• Oh De Ley
  
• Yes.
  
• I am the strongest man alive.
  
• The Chicas love a Mercenary
  
• What is the "Legal-System" you speak of?
  
• Here I am working in orbit.
  
• Behold
  
• I am not Chinese
  
• Hobbies
  
• A special Time in the life of the BUTTPHISH
  
• The Joy that is Buttphish
  
• Hangu Chaji Corbun Paji
  
• Learn From my wisdom.
  
• I enjoy nouns.
  
• Buttphish can be very photogenic.
  
• The Senior Picture of the Buttphish

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