Picture: The Buttphish in disguise.
I am your Soveriegn!
The Buttphish is known by many names: "Son of Eternity", "Destroyer of Worlds", "Baron of Lodi", "Molly", "Arch Duke of the Orangutan/Macaque Alliance" or "The Nebula Ape", "That Other Guy- Not Him- The Other One", "Voracious Tong" and "Lord High Protector of Tijuana" are but a few of the titles & guises held by the MIGHTY BUTTPHISH. The MIGHTY BUTTPHISH shall finally reveal some of his highly-complex plans for the conquest of former Australia, the hostile overthrowing of several resturaunts, some other stuff and eventually, the take-over of this Universe.
To the east of California, beyond the mighty Sierra Nevada mountains, lies Nevada; Buttphish is the enemy of humanity and a force for transvestitism.
Be the slaves of The Mighty Buttphish.
I am a cannibal.
Here are some of the major figures in The Army of the Buttphish:
This man:
is Jesus Marimba- leader of the elite commando force, the San Juan Baptista Brigade and quite possibly the most dangerous man in Salinas county. He is also the baddest Pachuco to ever walk the planet. All who oppose the Buttphish shall cringe at his fierce cry of O-De-Lay!!!!!.
This man:
Is the Angeleno mercenary and acting Chairman of Buttphish's security police. He is a mytsterious figure known only as Memo- as you can see, he is a Warlock and mighty in the ways of the Arcane Arts. Fear his dangerous status.
He is very wealthy and can afford to buy many things. One day his bizarre talents will aid The Mighty Buttphish in the inevitable victory of The Mighty Buttphish.
This man:
Is Gunther Prime, he is fierce and socially unwieldy- however, he is a mighty warrior. Look at his sword. He will not hesitate to cut you with his sword. He will be a major player in the war waged on humanity and the glaxay by The Mighty Buttphish.
These Humans:
are Humans Captured as Children and Raised as Warrior-Savages by the Agents of The Buttphish.
Behold their mindless ferocity.
They have spears.
They are pointy.
They have leather armor.
Fear its durability.
This man:
is Kaiser Chum he is the emmisary who operates between The Mighty Buttphish and Yonshu: Supreme Emperor of the Mole-Men.
Chum is a fellow practitioner of anthrophagia. He travels beneath your homes and plots your destruction.
Fear his digging.
Note: Another of Buttphish's Mole-Men allies, Tralfagar Pyewakit : General and Commander Of the Mole-Men Army, has signed the Guest Book of The Mighty Buttphish.
This man:
Is Che Guivara.
He is Undead.
He is in the Buttphish's "set".
This man:
Is Captain Joe Don Spermatozoa.
He operates outside of the confines of good taste, is unreasonably violent & is highly labile. Captain Spermatozoa and his Hit-Squad of the Apocalypse are completely illiterate.
Behold his rage.
They all have guns.
This Alpaca:
Is Umberto the Magical Really, Really, Really, Really Smart Alpaca.
He is a really, really, really, really smart Alpaca.
Note his steely gaze.
Fear the fact that BUTTPHISH has sentient Ruminants at his behest.
Commence fear now.
This man:
Is Colonial Jaquelin Behavior.
He has a special helmet. It has many scientific parts.
Behold its scientific parts.
He is in the Buttphish's "posse". 
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