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HI GUYS THISSA FARAH,
i've listed out some cool one liners, check them out

• This line here is actualy a poem by lindsay mcrae check it out :
  YOU CANNY SHOVE YOUR GRANNY OFF A BUS :
  THE AUTHORITES WILL MAKE A DREADFULL FUSS,
  nice na!!!!
• If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
• I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
• I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
• I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.
• I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
• I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.
• I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
• I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
• I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
• I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
• I am a poet and did not know it.I make a rhyme every time.
• I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words.
• Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.
• Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all yourself.
• Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.
• When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude
• SHIT HAPPENS - and you're living proof.
• I don't give any shit, I don't take any shit, I'm not in the shit
• When I woke up this morning all I had left was one nerve, and now you're getting on it
• You say I'm a bitch like that's a bad thing.
• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

check these out--if u want to

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