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Issue 4
Volume 1
New Beginnings
Coke Machine Mishaps
Sir Rupert, being the coke addict she is, spent three times the normal cost today just to get her daily dose. The consistant cost of coke and abundant availibility at school these days has attracted more and more teens to begin to buy it on a regular basis. I've seen kids distraught after finding out that they could not purchase coke between the hours of 7:30am to 11 am and from 12:45pm until 2:30 pm. They were literally going through withdrawls as they had already become addicted to this mortal substance. Anyhow, they have introduced a new flavor recently. Lime Flavored.
Anyhow, so Sir Rupert went to the coke machine to buy her daily fix, when the machine ate her dollar. Disparagingly, she returned to the lunch spot and enformed us that she was unable to get her coke from the machine. We returned with her to the scene of the crime to try and get coke from this evil machine. So, I put a dollar in, and out popped the coke. Excitedly, Sir Rupert grabbed the coke with eager anticipation. The coke flew out of her hands and landed smack dab on the floor creating a large puddle. While Sir Rupert went and found someone to clean up her mess, I bought a coke for myself and another for Sir Rupert, and this time carried it back to our lunch hangout. All was well until Sir Rupert started being smart again.
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