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EXCUSEZ 4 NOT DOIN YA HOMEWERK
I was at a rally last night demanding better pay and conditions for our hardworking teachers
The aliens took it back to Betelgeuse as an example of fine Earth literature
I discovered I'm allergic to pencils and pens
The headmaster called me while I was doing it and I couldn't get off the phone till way past my bed time.
I left my brain in my locker last night.
It's against my religion to do homework on a day ending in a "y"
I was being followed on the way to school by spies so I had to eat it to avoid it falling into enemy hands
I got carried away with my origami class and my home work is currently floating around in our pond as paper Canadian geese
My dog ate it, then my science project ate my dog.
I'm motivationally challenged
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EXCUSEZ 4 TALKIN 2 MUCH
Stop talking ?, stop it from what ?
I'm not talking, I'm word processing
Well talk is cheap and I can't afford anything more expensive.
My lips keep coming unzipped
Where is "Talking" going ?
I had alphabet soup for dinner last night and I just can't stop bringing them back up again
I don't know, I wasn't actually listening
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EXCUSEZ 4 CALLIN OUT IN CLASS
Would you prefer I telephone ?
I don't know how to call in
That was my inner voice trying to be heard
I was an auctioneer in a former life
These are new shoes and they are killing me
It's cheaper than sending a gorillagram
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EXCUSEZ 4 DAYDREAMIN
I'm not daydreaming it's a post hypnotic trance
I forgot to do it during geography
This is geography ?, I was solving a maths problem
I was actually contemplating synchronicity
Wow, I just had an out body experience, I was looking down on you guys...
I was doing geometry, trying to solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle
I was doing arithmetic. I was working out how many shopping days till Christmas.
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EXCUSEZ 4 BEIN LATE 2 SKEWL
It's my alarm clock's fault. It's never been the same since I hit it with that sledgehammer
I was attacked by a squad of army ants
I'm not actually late, I'm early for tomorrow
My bike ran out of gas
Let's just say that Bigfoot doesn't take "no" for an answer
I'm not late, I'm punctually challenged
My dog swallowed my alarm clock
The school bus was hijacked. You didn't see it ?, it was on the news...
I couldn't jump start my alarm clock
I fell in a huge puddle and had to wait for my clothes to dry out
It's my parents fault, I'm genetically predisposed to tardiness
I was trying to get the static charge out of my clothing
We have a really old toaster that just takes ages to warm up in the mornings
An elephant was hogging the water fountain
