! The Government
Because 2BN Is Worse


NEWS

Today I have finished writing our review in the Jacket. It is, as is everything I write, a masterpiece. Sadly, we were trashed. I had to, otherwise someone might think I was biased. -Maxwell Unpleasant, Bassist


The Government Is, For Once, Not Lying To You!

Welcome to the placeholder web site for the Government. Things like music, merchandise, and photos will eventually live here, but for now, just go back to your pornography. -Maxwell Unpleasant, Bassist